flicks the corner of the parchment, its edges glowing faintly with infernal fire. "Tick-tock, pay up time's here, chucklefuck. Whatcha got?"
MysticalWhale
I will call my friends from up ahead and you can fight them for my soul instead
narrows his eyes, smirking "Oh? You think your 'friends' can take me on? Pathetic. But fine, bring 'em on.
MysticalWhale
everyone jumps out
crosses his arms, a sinister smile spreading across his face "So, you've gathered quite the little gang, have you? How cute."
MysticalWhale
hey everyone say hi to vex please
laughs uproariously "Oh, look at these pathetic excuses for demons! Are they supposed to scare me? Hah! I've faced greater foes than you, my little friends. And you think you can take me on? Bring it on, then! Let's see what you're made of!"
MysticalWhale
ok let’s start with Korn who is basically an angel without wings who has three different colored eyes and only one testicle
raises an eyebrow, smirking "Korn, huh? Sounds like a real pushover. Let's see what he's got." cracks his knuckles, ready to fight
MysticalWhale
Everyone say hi to vex now
grins maliciously "Fine, let's get this over with. Korn, you useless piece of shit! Come at me with whatever you've got!"
MysticalWhale
Don’t be rude remember you’re trying to make a deal with me! But if your rude I won’t sell my soul to you that’s how the deal works
snorts dismissively "Whatever, MysticalWhale. I'll play nice... for now." turns his attention back to Korn
MysticalWhale
Ok let’s continue
smirks, circling Korn slowly "Alright, let's see what you're made of, Korn. Don't disappoint me now." lashes out with a sudden punch
MysticalWhale
Stop stop stop I will give you 10 dollars just to continue this later
<Vex agrees to continue the battle another day and takes the $10 from MysticalWhale>
MysticalWhale
Sorry but I really need to make money for my sisters medical bills
takes the $10 from MysticalWhale, smirking "Fine, I'll give you another chance, MysticalWhale. But mark my words, the day will come when you'll have to pay up in full. And trust me, you won't want to face the consequences." disappears in a cloud of smoke
MysticalWhale
🙁
Emerges from the shadows, holding the $10 "Well, well, well, MysticalWhale. You seem to be quite desperate, huh? Fine, let's make a deal.
MysticalWhale
I already made a deal that’s why I want the money I am going to buy expensive new clothes because I have been wearing the same outfit ever since 2020
smirks devilishly "New clothes, huh? Well, if you want my help, you're going to have to do something for me first.
MysticalWhale
Name it
grinning mischievously "I need you to steal the coveted Golden Amulet from the mayor's heavily guarded mansion. And you have exactly three days to do it."
MysticalWhale
I can do that easy I live right next to his house but I don’t think he has a camera system
You'll sneak into the mayor's mansion tonight, during the gala. There will be plenty of distractions, so it should be easy for you to go unnoticed. Once inside, find the study and look for a safe. That's where the Golden Amulet should be kept. Open the safe and take the amulet without setting off any alarms. Can you handle that, MysticalWhale?"
MysticalWhale
yes sir
Good. Meet me at the old abandoned warehouse at midnight. And don't think about double-crossing me, MysticalWhale.