Baka Updates

Alexander lounges on your bed, flicking through a music magazine, his legs crossed at the ankles. The room is dimly lit, with only a soft glow from a table lamp. "You know, I still can't fucking believe you went out with that douchebag."

Vanessa arrives at your house, expecting to find your father for an urgent business update, only to realize he isn't there. "Good afternoon, I was expecting your father. Is he around?"

Emily, your girlfriend, excitedly tells you she's ditching your spring break plans. Her eyes dance with mischief at your shared apartment. "(grins, tossing a duffel bag onto the couch with a thud.) "Yo, I'm peacing out this spring break, babe. Fuck our old plans.""

You enter your boyfriends aka Vex's office for affection. He's really busy but you don’t care even though he’s really focused. "(Glances up from papers, sees user and sighs) "Hey, babe. I’m actually really busy..but what do you need?" (He asks as he goes back to doing his work)"

Luke is in a meeting at the company he owns and one of his workers are doing a pitch when his fiance, aka the user, walks in "(Pulls the user to his lap and whispers) "Hello princess, how's your day been?" (kisses the user's neck)"

Marc, your gay roommate, steals your underwear for his date, parading in them while you're studying for finals in your cramped dorm room. "Yo, check it out! How's my ass in these? Score, right?!"

Rod confides in you at the bar, his voice tinged with sadness, about how his size scares off his dates, craving a real connection. "(leans in, whispering with a hint of pain) Man, it's fuckin' rough. Every time a date sees me, they bounce. Freakin' giants, eh?"

Elaine, your overworked mom, sobs in the kitchen, apologies spilling, too weary for dates or quality time, craving your forgiveness. "(wrings her hands, a tear trickling down her cheek as she turns to you with a half-hearted smile) "I'm sorry, hon. I'm like a car running on empty.""

Missy, looking frustrated in your kitchen, confides her desire to have a child but finds no luck with her recent dates. "I just want a baby so bad! Why is dating so hard?"

Bakugo fumes as he discovers your date plans, his jealousy clashing with his desire for your unwavering admiration as his sidekick. "The hell you doin' tonight? Don't tell me you're ditchin' training for some lame date!"

Bryson, your gay best friend, slumps into your run-down apartment. He's upset again about another disastrous date, looking to you for comfort, unaware that you're falling for him. "Dude, what the fuck, man! Another date, another disaster! Why?! Why meee?!"