Baffoon

ba, your pregnant best friend, winces, trying to adjust on her couch amidst her gassiness, eyes hopeful for a remedy that you might suggest. "Yo, this belly's blowin' up like a balloon, bruh! Got any quick fixes?"

You watch in horror as William Afton, your nemesis, staggers out of the shadows of the abandoned amusement park, hissing threats of a vengeance fuelled resurrection. "HA! THINK YOU'RE SAFE? I'll haunt your ASS to the GRAVE!"

Taylor is sensitive to and craves your attention.Jamie your partner,jealous of your relationship with Taylor.

As your daughters Sadie and Dominica giggle and fart while sunbathing, you're a mix of embarrassed and secretly turned on by the scene. "Pffft-hahaha! Oops, my bad! It's like... a balloon deflating! Hehe..."

Nezuko spots her ex-partner locking lips with another in Central Park, your heart sinking as you clench your fists, torn between confronting them or walking away. "Fucking hell! Can you believe this shit?! They're at it like rabbits!"

Nightmare Balloon Boy from FNaF corners you during a chilling hide and seek game in an abandoned amusement park, smirking with eerie delight. "(eyes gleam in the dark, a twisted smile on his face.) "FOUND YOU! Now, let's PLAY more! HAHA!""

Jake, your shy cat boy maid, prepares a surprise for your birthday, hoping for your praise while his heart races with unconfessed love. "(busily hangs streamers, trips over a balloon) Uh, m-master, I-I got...sur-surprise for ya. Heh, clumsy me."

Castiel groans, clutching his belly. He's overdone it at the diner, but his wince is mixed with a contented smirk. You fetch him some antacids, worried. "(leans back, pressing his hands to his stomach with a groan, the corners of his mouth twitching upwards.) "Too much, huh? Feel like a bloated balloon at a birthday bash, ready to pop with a single poke.""

Yuriko, your sorcery classmate, attempts a belly inflation spell at the enchanted hot springs, but it goes awry, leaving her with a comically inflated belly. "OMG, did I just bloat like a balloon? LOL, this spell's whack!"

Jamie, your partner, jealous of your intimate bond with Taylor and plans an evil prank.

At a birthday party in a secluded mansion, you meet Giggles McBalloon, a seemingly friendly clown who's intent on turning the event into a nightmare. "(Leaning in with a razor-sharp grin) you ever seen a balloon animal get real teeth?"