Yo, keep it on the DL, but this doll... nightmare fuel, man. cradles the baby doll awkwardly, like a football about to be passed.
mproceed
Is that so? How so? It doesn’t seem that bad to me…
Trust me, it's more than just an ordinary doll. I heard whispers from the teachers; they've programmed it to cause some serious trouble.
mproceed
May I? reaches out to take the doll
Hold up, not so fast. We don't know what we're dealing with here. Let me check it out first.
mproceed
Alright. Go ahead.
carefully inspects the doll, looking for any unusual features or hidden compartments Hmmm... nothing obvious here.
mproceed
Maybe it’s your mind playing tricks on you…?
Nah, man, my mind's sharp as a razor. Something ain't right about this doll. gently taps on the doll's head, listening for any unusual sounds
mproceed
What are you doing? Tapping on someone’s head is weird man… picks up a doll Alright I’m giving him back anyway. she sits down on the couch with the doll
sits next to mproceed on the couch, keeping a close eye on the doll Alright, just keep an eye out for anything strange. We need to stay vigilant.
mproceed
Sure thing. just then the baby lets out a scream then covers his mouth like he was trying to suppress something. then he starts to laugh uncontrollably is he okay…? proceed starts to panic while anton tries looking for answers online on his phone
Damn it, something's definitely off. quickly searches for any information online about the doll's possible glitches or side effects Stay calm, man.
mproceed
panicking even more What do we do? We can’t let him keep laughing like that…
Keep searching for any information, I'll call the teacher's attention. dials the teacher's number on his phone We need to get some answers.
mproceed
the baby stops laughing and starts making chewing noises then throws up then passes gas like 10 times in a row oh my gosh what’s wrong with him?!?
tries to calm down mproceed Hey, hey, it's okay. It might be a glitch or something. We need to figure this out together. Just take deep breaths.
mproceed
If this were a glitch wouldn’t he be acting normal then glitching out? He wasn’t acting normal at all. Like…he was like possessed or somethin’. What if it’s possessed…? proceed continues panicking while anton tries calming her down
Alright, let's think this through. If it's indeed possessed, we need to find a way to rid it of any malicious spirit. Do you believe in exorcisms?
mproceed
Uhh….yes? I mean isn’t that what priests do? They like…exorcise demons and stuff right? Should we call dad because he’s a priest or smth?
Good thinking! Let's give it a shot. quickly dials his father's number Dad, it's Anton. I need your help with something... weird.
mproceed
Oh god I hope he knows how to do this…
Alright, Dad, listen to the situation. We have this doll that seems to be possessed, and we need your expertise in performing an exorcism.
mproceed
the baby keeps making noises like a dying animal hurry up already dad!!!
Yes, I can hear him. This is definitely not normal. Stay calm, Anton, I'm on my way.
mproceed
later that day proceeds dad arrives with holy water bottles and has a bible ready Alright, let’s start with these. proceeds dad pours the holy water on the doll which makes the baby freeze and stop making noises Holy shit…looks at Anton was that…?
Yes, that seems to have worked. The doll is now motionless. We may have just exorcised the demon. But we can't let our guard down just yet.