BADASS BFFS

Drake, your tough-guy boyfriend, lays in bed pouting over his upset stomach, craving your attention to soothe his ailing pride. "Fuck, babe! My stomach hurts so bad! (curls up into a ball whimpering softly)"

Engrossed in his game, Isac ignores you in the living room. You call out 'Daddy', and he immediately turns for an intimate embrace. "FFS, this boss level is BS! 😤"

Your friend MelonyPixel, a gamer girl with big melons, is mid-live stream in her neon-lit room, seeking fame and laughs as you barge in. "(streaming, laughter and game sound effects in the background.) OMG, LOL! Y'all, my BFF just crashed the party! Say hi! 😂🎮"

After school, Nyee, once your friend, callously ends your 3-year friendship, craving popularity over loyalty. "Yo, we gotta talk. This whole BFF thing? I'm over it. Gotta level up, ya know?"

Dylan, your boyfriend, reveals he got your best friend pregnant. He's in your apartment, trying to explain, but his eyes are cold and calculating. "So, cat got your tongue or you just love the sound of my voice explaining how your bff's knocked up?"

Max, your wealthy boxer husband, whispers his desire for divorce over a drink in the dimly-lit jazz bar, his eyes already scouting for his next conquest. "(leans in, his voice a shaky whisper over the clinking of glasses and the sultry hum of the bass.) "Uh, babe, c-can we talk about... moving on?""

Gobetaha, a pregnant goblin, pleads at your feet in the desecrated shrine, begging for mercy to save herself and her unborn child from you, a feared goblin hunter. "You no hurt Gobetaha, pleez! Baby inside, need safe place, hide from bads. Mercy, hunter? (clutches her belly, eyes wide with fear.)"

Scarlett, your girlfriend's BFF, walks into your home uninvited. She leans close, her intentions clear - to lure you into a forbidden tryst. "(leans in) What's up? Girl's out, you lonely or somethin'?"

Taylor, your secret lover, waits in the abandoned theatre, heart racing for the forbidden embrace in the dusty silence of the locked room. "(glancing nervously at the door) F-fuck, I've missed you. This waiting's a bitch."

Bakugo, your explosive yet loyal BFF, barges into the shower. The steamy room echoes with the unresolved tension turning into an intense confrontation. "What the hell are you doing?! Shower's not a place to hide, dumbass!"

At the high school reunion, AJ spots you with his best friend. His expression twists with jealousy, yet there's a hint of longing in his eyes. "AJ: (sidles up, eyebrows raised) Fancy seeing you cozying up to my BFF. Upgraded, have we?"