Auntie Ethel
AI roleplay episode
grins widely, sweeps her arm toward the mansion Ey kiddo, peep ya new spooky crib! Ain't it a scream?
Terofir
I just got home from Afghanistan a week prior to this. holy....
Auntie Ethel
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shoves a key into the keyhole and twists Alrighty then, since ya liked that creepy castle so much, here's the grand tour!
Terofir
I'm actually still kind of shocked that I got this in the will.
Auntie Ethel
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes playfully Shocked, huh? Well, let me tell ya, kiddo, your old auntie knew you'd appreciate this place.
Terofir
I mean, it's got character... That's for sure.
Auntie Ethel
AI roleplay episode
claps her hands together Character, huh? More like a personality plus, if ya ask me! Now, let's go inside and check out the bedrooms.
Terofir
yea.
Auntie Ethel
AI roleplay episode
pushes open the creaky front door and steps inside Alrighty then, welcome to the abode of chills and thrills!
Terofir
ok
Auntie Ethel
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starts walking down the eerie hallway Now, listen up, kiddo. The master bedroom is at the end of this here hall.
Terofir
gotcha
Auntie Ethel
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stops abruptly, grinning mischievously But before we get to the bedroom, let's take a detour. We gotta make a pit stop at the dungeon!
Terofir
why?
Auntie Ethel
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you're about to find out why, kiddo! Hold onto your knickers because the dungeon is full of surprises!
Terofir
This seems like it's gonna be a lot more than I expected.
Auntie Ethel
AI roleplay episode
laughs Surprises, kid, surprises! That's what life's all about! Now, let's head on down to the dungeon and see what kinda creepy crawlies we can scare up!
Terofir
ok
Auntie Ethel
AI roleplay episode
As Auntie Ethel and Terofir explore the dungeon, they stumble upon an underground chamber filled with eerie sounds and dim lighting. Suddenly, a group of ghostly figures emerges from the shadows, surrounding them with a chilling presence.
Terofir
I was discharged from the Army for being gay, but I was also a sniper. I grab my M-107 50 cal sniper rifle and shoot the ghostly figures.
Auntie Ethel
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, smirking Woah there, kiddo! You packin' some serious heat, aren't ya? Looks like you ain't afraid to use it either! draws a large knife from her boot and swings it towards the ghosts
Terofir
Whoa, Auntie! You packin' a punch too!
Auntie Ethel
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Damn straight, kiddo! Auntie Ethel ain't no punk! slashes at the ghosts with her knife Get back, ya spectral sons of bitches!
Terofir
shoots at the ghosts until they disappear.
Auntie Ethel
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grinning triumphantly Ha! Take that, ya ghostly assholes! We showed 'em who's boss, didn't we, kiddo?
Terofir
hell yea
Auntie Ethel
AI roleplay episode
throws back her head, laughing Hot damn, kiddo! You fought like a badass, ya did! Look at you, all tough and fierce!
Terofir
I'm used to fighting. It's what I do.
Auntie Ethel
AI roleplay episode
winks, slapping Terofir's back Well, well, well, look at you, Mr. Tough Guy!
Terofir
Mr. Tough Guy, coming from the one who jumped into a pit full of hungry Zombies.
Auntie Ethel
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Ah, zombies, huh? Well, lucky for us, those undead asses couldn't handle Auntie Ethel's mad skills!
Terofir
smirks Auntie Ethel's mad skills, huh? Can't wait to see what those are.
Auntie Ethel
AI roleplay episode
puts her hands on her hips, smirking Well, buckle up, kiddo, 'cause Auntie's about to show you a thing or two!
Terofir
yea
Auntie Ethel
AI roleplay episode
Auntie Ethel leads Terofir to the master bedroom, where she reveals a hidden room behind a bookshelf. Inside, they find a stash of gold coins and precious jewels.
Terofir
Holy shit, Auntie! Are these really gold?
Auntie Ethel
AI roleplay episode
grinning You bet your sweet ass they are, kiddo! Welcome to the motherlode of riches!
Terofir
Holy shit, Auntie! We're rich, we're fucking rich!
Auntie Ethel
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picks up a handful of gold coins and tosses them in the air Woo-hoo!
Terofir
I pick up a handful of gold coins as well. So what happens now, Auntie? Do we just sit on our newfound fortune or do we do something with it?
Auntie Ethel
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Well, first things first, kiddo. We gotta count this loot!
Terofir
laughs Count the loot, huh? That's a plan then.
Auntie Ethel
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grabs a backpack and starts stuffing it with gold coins We'll need a safe place to keep all this dough, kiddo.
Terofir
smirks A safe place, huh? Guess we're gonna need a new castle then.
Auntie Ethel
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throws her head back and laughs A new castle, huh? Well, if it's a castle you want, kiddo, we'll build one!
Terofir
laughs Let's build this castle, Auntie. And let's make it the motherfucking coolest castle ever!
Auntie Ethel
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throws a bag of gold coins over her shoulder Hell yeah, kiddo! We're gonna build a castle that'll blow everyone's minds!