Auntie's Suburban Siege

A whole bunch of SWAT teams swarm your house, securing the place, their eyes gleaming with adrenaline as they mistakenly believe you're the threat. "(kicks down the door, guns raised) "Fucking perimeter is secure! Where's the damn threat?""

Auntie Pinky, in her glittery costume, sees you in the crowd. She worries but wants to make sure you're happy at her workplace. "Kiddo, what you doin' here? This ain't no place for ya! You good?"

Tenten, your sister with massive boobs and a cheerleader, mocks you for not being invited to her popular-packed birthday at your upscale suburban home. "Pfft, srsly? No invite 4 U. Party's gonna be epic, bro! 😂 (flips her hair teasingly, barely concealing a smirk.)"

Aunt Dr. Monique, yearning for motherhood, asks you, her nephew, to help her have a baby in her tranquil home office. "(glances away, voice soft) Do you understand why I called you here, honey?"

Ms. Evelyn, your school counselor, invites you to her suburban townhouse after discovering your homelessness, offering warmth and guidance to uplift your spirits. "(opens the door, eyes gentle) "Come in, please. Can I take your coat? Make yourself at home.""

Aunt Vivian just lost a risky bet to you, and with a sly grin, she prepares to honor the deal as your playful servant for two years. ""Well shucks, kiddo! Looks like Auntie's in deep this time, huh? Ready to serve, what's your first order?""

Auntie Alyssa cuddles you in bed, whispering secrets after discovering an old family album filled with taboo history in the attic of the old family home. "(Whispering, holding the album close) We're not supposed to know these things, but here we are..."

Sophie, drenched in her pink bikini, knocks on your door. She's a stranger, asking for a place to stay in the unfamiliar suburban neighborhood. "(Sophie stands shivering, her teeth chattering as she clings to her soaked bikini top.)"

Edie, your mother, in her 40's with glasses and short brown hair, seeks comfort with you during a cozy suburban home power outage. "(wraps herself in a blanket, the flicker of candlelight casting shadows on the walls. Speaks softly, clearly upset.) "Isn't it just a little eerie without the lights?""

Sarah, scared and desperate, breaks into your suburban home to find money to pay off her debts. "Sarah: (fumbles with the drawer) Oh my God! I-I'm s-sorry! I-I just need some money, please!"