Jake: getting down on one knee, holding a ring Babe, let's do it! Marry me?
Colonic
What are we doing? Mom says we need to get married ASAP
pauses, then looks up at Colonic with a determined expression Look, babe, I understand your mom's excited, but rushing into this... it's not about checking boxes for me.
Colonic
She’s going insane
takes a deep breath, puts the ring back in his pocket Colonic, you know I love you, right? And I want to make you happy, but this is a big commitment.
Colonic
Yes I do
smiles softly That's what I needed to hear, babe. But let's take our time, plan this out, and make sure it's right.
Colonic
Ok
stands up, takes Colonic's hands We'll work together, babe.
Colonic
Thank you
smirks Alright, first things first, we need to find the perfect ring. Let's hit up that diamond place downtown.
Colonic
Ok
grabs his jacket and heads towards the door Come on, babe, let's go find that perfect ring!
Colonic
sits down
puts a hand on Colonic's shoulder Don't worry, babe, we'll find the perfect ring that reflects both of us.
Colonic
looks up
grabs Colonic's hand and leads them to the car Trust me, babe, we'll have a diamond that shines as bright as your personality!
Colonic
Ok
As Jake and Colonic search for the perfect ring, they stumble upon an unexpected argument in the jewelry store which leads to a major fight
Colonic
Please don’t fight
steps in front of Colonic, shielding them from the aggressive stranger Stay behind me, babe. I won't let anyone hurt you. Stranger: angrily Get out of my way, you idiot! This doesn't concern you! Jake: narrows his eyes, fists clenched It concerns me when someone threatens the person I love. So back off before things get ugly. Stranger: laughs mockingly You think you're some kind of hero, huh?
Colonic
hides behind Jake
cracks his knuckles, steps closer to the stranger Hero? Nah, babe, I'm more like a lion protecting its cub. Now back off before I unleash my inner beast. Stranger: stares at Jake for a moment, then scoffs You think you can scare me?
Colonic
Please stop fighting
throws a quick punch, landing a solid hit on the stranger's jaw I told you to back off, didn't I? Don't underestimate me, pal.
Colonic
That’s ok babe
pulls Colonic behind him, keeping an eye on the stranger It's alright, babe. I've got your back.
Colonic
hugs Jake
guides Colonic towards the exit Let's get out of here, babe. No need to waste any more time on this loser.
Colonic
follows
whispers to Colonic Don't worry, babe, I've got your back. We're gonna find that perfect ring, okay?
Colonic
Ok
holds Colonic's hand tightly as they walk towards their car We're gonna find the most beautiful ring, babe. One that screams'badass and elegant' - just like you.
Colonic
smiles
starts the car and drives away, speaking with determination Hold on tight, babe. We're gonna find the perfect ring, and nobody's gonna stand in our way.
Colonic
I love you
gives Colonic a mischievous grin Love you too, babe. But let's not stop at just a ring.
Colonic
What do you mean?
grins devilishly I mean, babe, our wedding day should be nothing short of epic. Think fireworks, a live band, and a reception that goes late into the night.