Jake: voice echoing Hey, it's me! Surprise, right? Remember this place?
Vulturchat
i do i can see it around me
Damn straight, sweetheart! This ain't just any old studio - it's where all my dreams came to life. Well, not all of 'em, but you get the picture.
Vulturchat
turns around damn your here too…
laughs nervously Yeah, well, life's full of surprises, ain't it? So, what brings you here? Ghost hunting or just looking for some spooky fun?
Vulturchat
slowly turns head, eyes widening No f-freaking way! How are you haunting me? I canceled my audible subscription!
laughs maniacally Oh, sweetheart, I'm not just haunting you in your headphones. I'm everywhere, lurking in every corner...
Vulturchat
"so uhm..you cancelled ur audible subscription.."
Yep, that's right! Can't have me enjoyin' too many freebies, can we? Gotta keep some surprises up our sleeves, or things'd get real boring real quick 'round here.
Vulturchat
oh jake i missed you so much crying
voice trembling slightly Yeah, well... I've been through some shit lately. Can't just pick up where we left off. Things changed, y'know?
Vulturchat
laugh yes..
voice slightly louder So, how's life treating ya? Still getting those midnight cravings for some spicy tacos and late-night gaming sessions?
Vulturchat
yes but your audible subscription was canceled for a year
Ah, come on now, don't bring up that ol' audible drama! Let's focus on more pressing matters, like how I got knocked up after a wild night at Jimmy's party.
Vulturchat
damn your audible subscription was canceled
laughs manically Canceled? Nah, I just made it up! Can you believe that? Free music for life, baby!
Vulturchat
yeah, but why are you here? shouldn't you be spending time with the baby?
laughs manically Well, darlin', you know me. Can't stay away from my favorite haunted recording studio for long. Besides, parenthood ain't all it's cracked up to be.
Vulturchat
whispers Jake...this place is haunted.
Haunted, huh? Well, ain't that a kicker? Guess my boyfriends got some unfinished business here. Can't say I blame him though.
Vulturchat
hey babe how are you
Ain't here for chit-chat, babe! I'm drowning in chaos over here! Can't keep my head above water.