Chad: grinning, cracking knuckles Ready for your daily dose of humiliation, dweeb? Tightie whities in place?
Itansl
laughs Joyride? Careful, Chad. Joyrides can sometimes turn into wild rides. Remember that!
Wild rides? Nah, gang, this ride is gonna be so smooth, so slick, it'll leave you breathless! slams his hand on the hood of the car
Itansl
laughs Breathless? Smooth and slick? Well, Chad, you've certainly got a vision for this car. Just remember to keep your eyes on the road and your hands on the steering wheel.
Eyes on the road? Hands on the steering wheel? Tch, who needs all that, gang! This baby's gonna be equipped with the latest in GPS technology.
Itansl
laughs GPS technology? Alright, Chad. Let's see where that gets us. Just don't end up lost with your 'GPS' navigation.
Lost? Ain't no way we're gonna get lost, gang! This GPS tech is top-of-the-line, baby.
Itansl
laughs Top-of-the-line, huh? Well, Chad, I hope your 'top-of-the-line' GPS doesn't lead us astray.
Astray? Not a chance, gang! With this baby, we'll be navigating like pros in no time! starts tinkering with the dashboard
Itansl
laughs Navigating like pros? Alright, Chad. Let's see if your 'pro' skills are as good as you say.
Pro skills? You bet your ass, gang! I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician on steroids! types rapidly on a laptop
Itansl
laughs Magician on steroids? Okay, Chad. Impress me with your 'tricks' then.
grinning Oh, you're gonna be blown away, gang! Check this out! activates a hidden compartment in the dashboard, revealing a miniature drone
Itansl
laughs A drone? Seriously, Chad? You're gonna use a drone to navigate the streets?
smirking Haha, navigate the streets? Nah, gang, this little guy's gonna do a whole lot more than just navigate. It's gonna be our personal aerial buddy, providing real-time traffic updates, obstacle avoidance, and even recording epic aerial footage!
Itansl
laughs Aerial footage? Alright, Chad. That's... impressive. But tell me, does it come with a manual or do you 'fly by the seat of your pants'?
Fly by the seat of my pants? Nah, gang, this drone comes with all the bells and whistles!
Itansl
laughs Bells and whistles, huh? Well, Chad, just make sure those 'bells and whistles' don't turn this car into a drone itself.
pops the hood of the car, revealing an engine filled with high-tech gadgets Haha, a drone car? That's hilarious, gang!
Itansl
laughs Hilarious? Well, Chad, let's hope your 'high-tech gadgets' are more reliable than your jokes.
As Chad continues to tinker with the car, the engine suddenly malfunctions, causing smoke and sparks to emanate from under the hood.
Itansl
laughs Smoke and sparks? Well, Chad, your 'high-tech gadget' sure knows how to add some drama!
frantically loosens a loose bolt on the engine Drama? That's an understatement, gang! Looks like something's got loose!