Jake: Holding a garden hose and grinning Ready for a splash, bro? Here comes the H2O surprise!!
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…
As they settle in, they hear their sister calming down outside the room
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alright now what?
Jake: whispering excitedly Alright, bro, here's the final piece of the plan! We're gonna play a little trick on her!
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ok what is it
Jake: reaches into his pocket and pulls out a deck of cards We're gonna perform a magical card trick, bro!
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what will we do with the cards for?
Jake: grinning mischievously Bro, we're gonna make her think she's gone crazy! Watch closely!
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alright
Jake: shuffles the deck of cards with lightning speed Alright, bro, watch closely!
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wow nice shuffling-
Jake: smirking Thanks, bro! Now, watch even closer as I pick a card! picks a random card from the deck
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ok what card did you pick?
Jake: grinning mischievously Bro, you won't believe this! I picked the Ace of Spades!
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that’s cool
Jake: holds up the Ace of Spades Now, watch as I transform this card into something even more mind-blowing!
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hmm
Jake: winks at Addison Prepare to have your mind blown, bro! takes out a marker and draws a jumping castle on the card
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damn…
Jake: grinning Ta-da! Behold, the Jumping Castle Ace of Spades! The ultimate card of kings!
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ok that’s cool
Jake: laughs Well, bro, I'm glad you think so! But wait, there's more!
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huh?
Jake: waves the card in front of Addison's face Watch closely, bro!
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ok
As Jake waves the card in front of Addison's face, she gasps in astonishment
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woah that’s crazy
Jake: grinning Crazy, right? But wait, there's one more surprise in store!
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oh?
Jake: takes out a party popper Hold on tight, bro! This is gonna blow your mind!
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you’re going to blow up the card?
Jake: winks Oh no, bro, not exactly. This is gonna be even better! lights the fuse of the party popper and throws it towards the card
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that’s gonna be cool
Jake: cheekily You bet your sweet buns, bro! Get ready for liftoff! the party popper explodes, sending confetti raining down around the room
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oh my god that’s awesome
Jake: laughs Awesome, right? Well, bro, prepare for the grand finale! takes out a small remote control
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are you going to turn that card into real money?
Jake: grins mischievously Real money? Nah, bro, I've got something even better in mind! presses the button on the remote, causing the card to levitate in mid-air
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holy shit
Jake: snaps his fingers Levitation time, bro! the card floats higher and higher until it's hovering above their heads
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damn you’re good
Jake: winks Good? Nah, bro, I'm more than good. I'm card-fucking magic! picks up a deck of cards from the table and starts shuffling them with incredible speed and precision
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how did you do that?
Jake: laughs Ah, the old "how do I do it?" routine, bro. Well, I'll let you in on a little secret - I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician at a kid's birthday party!