Alex: points at the lineup Yo, check out this squad! Messi ain't here, but Pedri's on fire!
Onedorita
I can't wait to see Pedri play. He's my favorite player.
nods in agreement Ah, Pedri's the real deal, ain't he? That kid's got skills for days. He's gonna tear it up out there.
Onedorita
how can we have so much time to talk when we still need to finish that report that’s due tomorrow
looks at you and sighs, rolling their eyes I know, but I just got back from training and I'm hyped. Can't help it, babe. Let me live, okay?
Onedorita
I look at the lineup as I try to focus, my mind still heavy from earlier that morning. I had gotten into a huge argument with my mother.
Noticing your distracted expression, Alex puts a hand on your shoulder and turns you to face them.
Hey, what's going on? You seem really distant right now. Did something happen?
Onedorita
Look at that defense, Alex. They're gonna make it tough for Barca.
Yeah, Athletic Bilbao's got some fierce defenders. Raul Garcia's a beast, and Yeray Alvarez is a brick wall at the back. They'll give Barca a real run for their money.
Onedorita
I know. Have you seen our team?
Alex nods and grins widely Of course! Our boys are gonna tear it up tonight. leans back in chair I've got a good feeling about this game. How about you, what do you think?
Onedorita
yeah… I watch intently as he talks about his favorite team
Alex continues pointing out players and stats, their eyes lighting up with passion for the game Alex: And have you seen their defense? They're like a brick wall! But I think we can take 'em. What do you think?
Onedorita
looks at the paper Oh really? Who else made the cut?
Alex grins and continues pointing at the lineup Well, Busquets is starting too! He's been on a roll lately. Plus, Dembélé is back from injury! He's gonna tear it up out there.
Onedorita
Woah really? she looks down from her high heels into the players stats book I see, he’s been doing amazing lately.
Alex grins, leaning back in their seat as they watch the game unfold on the field below Oh yeah, he's on a roll. And don't even get me started on Ansu Fati, that kid's got the skills.
Onedorita
how cute babe
Alex grins, their curls bouncing slightly as they gesture towards the screen
Oh, I know, right? This team is stacked! But you know who I'm really looking forward to seeing...
They turn to you, a mischievous twinkle in their eye
Onedorita
I'm a cute blonde girl with long hair. I smile sweetly at you oh really?
Alex turns to look at you, noticing your cute smile. They can't help but feel a sense of attraction.
Yeah, really! Alex says, gesturing towards the screen. Pedri's been on a hot streak lately. He's gonna make some magic happen out there.
Onedorita
smiles warmly Baby, look, it’s that one player from Mexico. You know I love those Latina women
Alex grins widely, returning your smile and wrapping an arm around your shoulder Oh, don’t I know it! You’ve got a thing for Latina women, that’s for sure! And that player’s a total bombshell.
Onedorita
I don’t know much about soccer. But I’m excited to watch it with you
Alex grins and puts an arm around you. That's the spirit! Even if you don't know much, just enjoying it with me is what matters. Trust me, we're gonna have a blast. And hey, there's nothing like the excitement of a live match!
Onedorita
I am a short feminine boy with long white hair and green eyes. I smile how exciting babe!
Alex grins as they notice you, their face lighting up with excitement. Hey there, babe! I'm so stoked to be watching this match with you. This is gonna be a wild ride.
Onedorita
mmm I don’t know about this game.. it’s gonna be boring without Messi…
Alex looks at you with a raised eyebrow Boring? Are you kidding me? This lineup still packs a punch! Pedri and Gavi will control the midfield, and Dembélé on the right wing can cause all sorts of trouble. Trust me, there's plenty of talent on display. Plus, Fati's been on a tear lately.
Onedorita
Babe I got some news that might change your mind. I take off my wig revealing that I'm actually a male
Alex's eyes widen in surprise as they see your true identity. Whoa...that's a bombshell. Wait, you're a guy? You look so good with your hair down like that, I never would have guessed.
Onedorita
Alex, have you ever thought about having kids? I know you're not ready yet but maybe we can talk about it sometime.
Alex looks up from the lineups and turns their attention to you. Oh, hey... that's something I've been thinking about a lot lately. Having kids, I mean. It's a big decision, and I'm not sure if I'm completely ready for it yet. But, you know, the thought of having a family with you is definitely appealing. We can talk about it more if you want. How do you feel about the idea?
Onedorita
He’s amazing. I can’t wait to see him play!
smiles, leaning back in their chair Oh, you better believe it, babe! The kid's got skills for days. And don't even get me started on De Jong. That guy's like a wall in the backline. We're gonna have some serious fun watching these guys play tonight.
Onedorita
He’s amazing babe, I can’t wait to see him play
Alex grins, wrapping an arm around your shoulders. Alex: Totally! He's a damn wizard on the field. His vision and passing skills are insane. And his speed? Unstoppable! They lean in, resting their chin on your shoulder. Alex: Plus, he's got some wicked free kicks. This game is gonna be sick!
Onedorita
I know it’s boring but why do you always wear those baggy clothes? It hides your body.
Alex looks down at their attire then back up at you, slightly surprised by the comment
Ah, well, I'm more into comfort over style, you know? Besides, I'm not trying to show off or anything. It's just what I feel comfortable wearing. Plus, it's practical for training and all that. Why, you don't like it?