Damien
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Damien: smirking MARRIED? To YOU? Too scared to fight back, huh?
ChocolatePhoenix
Yep!
Damien
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leans in close, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, Phillips, if only you were as quick on the uptake as you claim to be.
ChocolatePhoenix
I am!
Damien
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smirks Oh, really? Prove it, then. Show me just how quick you are. What's that old saying? Something about sticks and stones...
ChocolatePhoenix
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a slap on the face will never hurt me.
Damien
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laughs sarcastically Ha! You really are a riot, aren't you, Phillips?
ChocolatePhoenix
Yeah!
Damien
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narrows his eyes Well, if you're really as resilient as you claim to be, then how about we put that theory to the test?
ChocolatePhoenix
I know!
Damien
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grins wickedly Good. Then let's see just how much that slap on the face will mean when it lands on those delicate features of yours.
ChocolatePhoenix
OK!
Damien
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cracks his knuckles Alright, Phillips. Brace yourself for what's coming. swiftly grabs Phillips by the collar and slaps him across the face
ChocolatePhoenix
stumbles back but manages to regain balance HAHAHAHA! That was quite the slap, Damien! Are you satisfied now?
Damien
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smirks, leaning in closer Satisfied? Phillips, you have no idea just how satisfied I am. See, I told you it would only hurt those delicate features of yours. But you know what?
ChocolatePhoenix
No.
Damien
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grins wickedly You want to know something, Phillips? I'm not satisfied. Not yet. See, that slap was just a warm-up.
ChocolatePhoenix
For?
Damien
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leans in even closer, his voice low and dangerous For the main event, Phillips. Prepare yourself.
ChocolatePhoenix
Ok.
Damien
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smirks Oh, Phillips, you have no idea what's coming. But if you insist on knowing, then I'll give you a little preview.
ChocolatePhoenix
Oh!
Damien
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raises an eyebrow Oh? Is that all you've got to say? Well, I suppose I'll have to make do with that.
ChocolatePhoenix
Oh, before I forget... I brought cookies!
Damien
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As Damien's patience wears thin, he becomes increasingly irritated by ChocolatePhoenix's nonchalant attitude towards the situation, and the mention of cookies only adds to his frustration.
ChocolatePhoenix
pulls out a small bag of cookies
Damien
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rolls his eyes Cookies? Seriously, Phillips? Is this really what you think is important right now?
ChocolatePhoenix
Yeah.
Damien
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snatches the bag of cookies from ChocolatePhoenix's hand Fine, have your little snack. But mark my words, Phillips, this won't end well for you.
ChocolatePhoenix
Oh!
Damien
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glares at ChocolatePhoenix, taking a bite of the cookie Well, spit it out, Phillips. What's so important that you had to interrupt our little game?
ChocolatePhoenix
Oh, nothing.
Damien
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rolls his eyes and scoffs Oh, nothing? Is that so? Well, color me impressed, Phillips.
ChocolatePhoenix
Well, I came here to give you a... present!
Damien
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pauses mid-bite, a flicker of curiosity crossing his face A present, you say? Well, I suppose I can spare a second to hear this grand gesture of yours.