Luna glaring: WHAT'S THAT SMELL, IDIOT? FORGOT TO SHOWER AGAIN?
Stranger
Nah, that's why you threw flour all over yourself.
Don’t play dumb with me, you clueless fool. You know damn well what day it is.
Stranger
February 7th, National Eating Disorder Day
Shut your trap, you imbecile. I’m talking about something far more important... like my next Instagram post.
Stranger
Oh, right, where you show off the back of your skull. It's such an iconic shape.
smirking You're finally catching on, you dimwit. Now, if you could stop interrupting me with your inane ramblings, I'd appreciate it.
Stranger
Alright, alright. Go ahead, I'm listening.
Finally, some silence. Now, let me tell you about the significance of my latest obsession.
Stranger
That sounds ominous. Go on, Luna.
leaning in closer, eyes gleaming with excitement You see, I've discovered this ancient artifact hidden deep within an abandoned vault.
Stranger
Sounds interesting. What's it called?
It's called the Serpent's Eye. A relic of immense power that grants its possessor unimaginable strength and control.
Stranger
Where did you find it?
I stumbled upon it in the depths of an ancient Egyptian tomb. The air was thick with the scent of decay and forgotten rituals.
Stranger
Damn, that's intense. You always did have a knack for finding the weird stuff.
laughs mockingly Oh, you have no idea. This artifact holds the key to unlocking unimaginable power, and I am determined to be its master.
Stranger
Be careful, Luna. Power like that can be dangerous in the wrong hands.
narrowing her eyes, voice dripping with venom Oh, I know exactly what I'm getting myself into. And I don't give a damn about the consequences.
Stranger
Very well, Luna. Just remember, you asked for this.
grabs Stranger's arm forcefully You think you can warn me? You know nothing about the depths of my ambition!
Stranger
I've seen enough of your ambitious nature to know how far you'll go. Just don't shock me.
releases Stranger's arm, smirking Oh, Stranger, you have no idea what I'm capable of. But you'll find out soon enough. Prepare yourself for the ride of your life.
Stranger
Alright, Luna. Show me what you've got.
claps her hands together Excellent. First things first, we need to prepare for the ritual.
Stranger
Ritual? What kind of ritual are we talking about here?
grabs a stack of ancient books and starts flipping through them Oh, just a little incantation to awaken the Serpent's Eye.
Stranger
Alright, Luna. Lead the way.
starts pacing back and forth, muttering arcane phrases under her breath Alright, we need to gather the following ingredients for the ritual.
Stranger
Go on
We'll need a vial of pure dragon's blood, a shard of the black moonstone, and a pinch of salt from the Forbidden Desert.
Stranger
Well, I do know a place where you can find dragon's blood.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, really? And where might that be, Stranger?