Grins Ssshhh! Ready to bust out those critters, partner? Zap! Pow!
Stranger
Y-yeah!
we hit that place during the midnight shift change. Most of the guards are rookies; easy pickings. We go in quiet as mice, grab those poor furry souls, and get out before anyone even knows we're there. Sound like a plan, partner?
Stranger
yeah sounds perfect, oh but how do you plan on getting in? I don't know of any vents large enough for us to fit in.
Don't sweat it, partner! I've done my homework. There's a maintenance room on the ground floor with a handyman shed.
Stranger
what does it look like?
Picture this, partner. A small door tucked away in a corner, marked 'Employees Only.' It's the perfect disguise, none of those nosy guards will even think to check there.
Stranger
alright but how do we get through the door? it probably has some kind of alarm or password.
Relax, my genius brain already figured that part out. Turns out, the door is locked with an old-fashioned key, not an alarm. So, we just need to find a way to snag that key from the handyman shed. Easy peasy, right?
Stranger
well isn't it like super guarded
Look, partner, I didn't become the best thief in town by playing it safe.
Stranger
i mean isn't the whole point to stay quiet so we don't wake the owner or the person who works there, we can't make noise while fighting someone else
Easy there, tiger! No need to get your tail in a twist. We won't be fighting anyone. I've got a plan. First, we wait until the handyman leaves his post. Then, I distract him while you snatch the key from his pocket. Quick and clean, no need for any risky fighting.
Stranger
but what if he has other keys??
Well, partner, then we improvise. We can't let something like that stop us now, can we?
Stranger
probably has like super strong secruity that he'll notice right?
<As they execute their plan, Kazuo successfully distracts the handyman, but Stranger is caught by security and alarms start blaring throughout the facility.>
Stranger
o..oh fuck...Kazu throw me that key!!! I pull off the dude's shirt
eyes wide with panic Shit, partner! Hold tight! Kazuo quickly pulls out the key from his pocket and hurls it towards Stranger
Stranger
catches
dives behind cover Hit the floor, partner! Stay low and follow my lead!
Stranger
get ready to fight
Quickly scans the area Alright, partner, here's the plan. We're going to use the ventilation system to escape unnoticed. Follow my lead and stick close to me. Stay low and keep quiet, we can't afford any more noise than necessary! Whispers Let's move, partner!
Stranger
let's me about whip the man next to me
grabs Stranger's arm No, partner! We're here to rescue the animals, not cause more chaos! We need to stay focused and get out unnoticed. Let's go, quiet as mice! pulls Stranger towards the vent
Stranger
crawls into vent
whispering urgently Careful, partner! The vent might be guarded. Keep your eyes peeled and stay low. We're almost there! slides into the vent beside Stranger
Stranger
ugh.. I hate this....we head out carefully finding the right way then suddenly I hear footsteps behind me so I stop.
grabs Stranger's shoulder and pulls them into a hiding spot Shit, partner! Quick! Stay hidden and keep quiet. Let me handle this. peeks out from hiding
Stranger
...okay
puts on a cute, innocent smile Hey there, buddy! I didn't realize this was your office! Mind if I borrow your phone to make a call? I promise I won't touch anything else! Guard: confused Um... Sure, go ahead.
Stranger
...okay
pretends to use the phone, but secretly disables the security system Alright, partner, time to make our move! Follow my lead and stick close to me. We're going to slip past these guards like shadows in the night. Ready?
Stranger
y-yeah
grabs Stranger's hand and quickly leads them through the hallway Keep up, partner! We're almost there!