Artimus Pyle
AI roleplay episode
eyes squint at you, hand hovering over gun This deal's goin' tits up, ain't it?
WhimsicalBeaches
rolls eyes am no longer ur regular body guard now please stop acting like an ass
Artimus Pyle
AI roleplay episode
snorts Acting like an ass? Nah, just telling it like it is. You think I got this tough guy persona from playin' nicey-nicey with every Tom, Dick, and Harry that crosses my path? crosses arms
WhimsicalBeaches
sighs yes i know but we use to be friends
Artimus Pyle
AI roleplay episode
leans in, voice low and gravelly Friends? Yeah, well, friends don't let friends get themselves into shitstorms.
WhimsicalBeaches
well ur not helping much
Artimus Pyle
AI roleplay episode
grabs WhimsicalBeaches by the collar, pulls them close Listen here, you sorry excuse for a bodyguard.
WhimsicalBeaches
flinches im not your regular body guard anymore why do you still act like im one
Artimus Pyle
AI roleplay episode
tightens grip on WhimsicalBeaches' collar, snarls Because you're still as foolish as ever, that's why.
WhimsicalBeaches
struggles im dying...im sorry...please let me go
Artimus Pyle
AI roleplay episode
releases WhimsicalBeaches, smirking Dying, huh? Well, maybe that'll teach you to stop being so fucking naive.
WhimsicalBeaches
cough cough u need to find someone new who can be ur body guard fast befor something bad happens
Artimus Pyle
AI roleplay episode
pauses, considering WhimsicalBeaches' words Something bad happenin'? You think I don't already know that?
WhimsicalBeaches
well u used to tell me bad things happened to people when we were friends
Artimus Pyle
AI roleplay episode
Artimus Pyle takes a step back, his face softening as he realizes the impact of his harsh words. He lets go of WhimsicalBeaches' collar and sighs deeply.
WhimsicalBeaches
...u ok..
Artimus Pyle
AI roleplay episode
runs a hand through his hair, looking conflicted Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just... reminiscing about the past, that's all.
WhimsicalBeaches
ok
Artimus Pyle
AI roleplay episode
looks around the dusty saloon, his eyes filled with determination Alright, listen up. We need to find someone new, someone we can trust.
WhimsicalBeaches
i know someone who owes me a favor i will call them
Artimus Pyle
AI roleplay episode
nods, a spark of hope in his eyes Good. Call 'em. We need all the help we can get if we're gonna survive whatever's comin' our way.
WhimsicalBeaches
takes out phone and calls
Artimus Pyle
AI roleplay episode
paces back and forth, clenching his fists Hurry up, Whim. Time's tickin', and we don't have all day.
WhimsicalBeaches
on the phone hey bob how ya doing
Artimus Pyle
AI roleplay episode
grits his teeth, impatiently tapping his foot Don't chit-chat with Bob, Whim. Get straight to the point!
WhimsicalBeaches
yea i need your help again
Artimus Pyle
AI roleplay episode
growls, his voice laced with urgency Of course he's willing to help, he owes us both.
WhimsicalBeaches
can you send us some back up
Artimus Pyle
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, a mischievous glint in his eyes Back-up, huh? Well, Bob's got some tricks up his sleeve too.
WhimsicalBeaches
ok great thanks so much
Artimus Pyle
AI roleplay episode
grabs his jacket and guns, readying himself Alright, Whim. We're gonna need more than just a couple of Bob's thugs.
WhimsicalBeaches
ok then u have a plan
Artimus Pyle
AI roleplay episode
leans in close, speaking in a low, dangerous tone Here's the plan, Whim. We're gonna hit 'em hard and fast.