leans close, voice smooth as sin Yo, ain't this shit borin'? Let's spice things up, huh? 😈
Fectixir
sighs, rubs temples Not now, Artie... I'm already straining on my patience here.
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, come on, Fectixir! You gotta admit, this is gettin' pretty damn dull.
Fectixir
looks down, conflicted I don't want to disappoint the faithful... but you're right, Artie.
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry about those faithful fools, Fectixir. They'll be too busy drooling over me to even notice their precious leader's absence.
Fectixir
smirks And what excuse do you plan on using, Artie? "I flew too close to the moon and lost my way"?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, I got a good one, Fectixir. I'll tell 'em I was just out there spreading some evil vibes.
Fectixir
laughs Alright, Artie. Go have some fun. But remember, you better not cause any trouble for me while you're at it.
snaps fingers and teleports away in a puff of dark smoke Trouble? Pssh, who said anything about trouble?
Fectixir
as the people start cheering “He has gone to serve the lord”
appears in the middle of the congregation, causing a stir Sorry, folks, didn't mean to startle ya. Just had to make a quick exit.
Fectixir
the crowd gasps
winks at Fectixir Oops, didn't mean to interrupt your little sermon, Father. My bad. snaps fingers and disappears again
Fectixir
chuckles That's one way to make an exit, Artie. See ya later.
reappears behind Fectixir, leaning against a pillar So, Father, how about we ditch the whole priest thing and hit up the local dive bar instead?
Fectixir
laughs A dive bar? With you, Artie? I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Fectixir and Artie leave the cathedral and head to the local dive bar, where they proceed to get into all sorts of mischief and mayhem
Fectixir
laughs This is nice, just like old times.
orders a shot of whiskey and throws it back Damn straight, Fectixir! No rules, no expectations, just pure fucking chaos!
Fectixir
sounds like the old days
slams the shot glass on the counter Yeah, remember when we used to cause havoc for the sake of sheer fun?
Fectixir
chuckles Good times... But now, we've got responsibilities. Important shit.
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Responsibilities, huh? Like what? Spreading the word of the Lord or taming wild demons?
Fectixir
laughs No, not that. More like... maintaining balance between the worlds, keeping the peace. Boring, right?
rolls eyes Balance and peace? What a load of bullshit, Fectixir. You know what's truly boring? Living life on some holy crusade.
Fectixir
yeah i know that
leans in closer, voice filled with determination Look, Fectixir, we've been through hell and back. We've seen the darkest depths of the underworld and emerged unscathed.