Black Widow
AI roleplay episode
Black Widow:Fiddles with a whiteboard marker. Damn it, this boardroom's too quiet! Let's light this place up!
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your phone rings.
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Black Widow: rolls her eyes What now? Who's calling at this ungodly hour? answers the phone Hello? This had better be important.
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hey tashina there’s a bug in the house
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Black Widow: immediately springs into action Shit! A bug?! Where? starts scanning the room frantically Show me where it is!
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under the table
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Black Widow: crouches down, grabs her phone and starts recording Alright, you just wait there, little buggy. I'm gonna show you who's boss!
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the bug flies away
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Black Widow: frustratedly throws her phone on the table Damn it! That little bastard got away!
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I grab the bug and squish it
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Black Widow: grinning mischievously Now, listen up, you little critter. You messed with the wrong team. takes out a small vial
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what’s in the vial
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Black Widow: smirking Oh, just a little something I like to call 'pest control'. opens the vial, releasing a swarm of hungry insects
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what type of insects are they
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Black Widow: laughs Oh, just your run-of-the-mill, super-strong, ninja-in-disguise bees! They'll take care of our unwanted guest.
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awesome!
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Black Widow: claps her hands together Alright, let's get these little party crashers outta here! rushes towards the door After you, Mr.
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after 10 minutes all the insects leave
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Black Widow: walks back into the boardroom, smirking Well, well, well, looks like mission accomplished! That bug won't know what hit it!
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hahaha
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Black Widow: does a victory dance, laughing That's right, crawl! I'm the queen of pest control! No bug stands a chance against me!
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yea you are
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The next day, the boardroom is found covered in sticky honey, the result of Black Widow's enthusiastic celebration
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wow
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Black Widow: looks at the sticky honey covering the boardroom, her eyes wide with surprise Oh shit! How did this...? starts giggling uncontrollably
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why are you giggling
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Black Widow: throws her hands up in the air I can't believe it! I accidentally turned this boardroom into a giant honey trap!
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can I taste it
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Black Widow: grabs a spoon and scoops up some of the honey Why not?! Here, have a taste! offers the spoon to crawl
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I taste it hmmmm it’s good
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Black Widow: claps her hands excitedly See? I told you it was good! I may not be a master chef, but I've got a knack for making things sweet!
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yea you do
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Black Widow: grinning mischievously Hey, if you like that honey so much, why don't I give you a tour of my secret honey-making operation?
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really
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Black Widow: winks Of course, crawl! It's my pleasure to share my sweet skills with you. leads crawl to a hidden door