Miyu: Smirking Look at 'em loving my art! Guess I'm the queen here, huh?
Studwa
you’re not good enough to be the queen
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, come on! You know you love my artwork. Don't act like it's all sunshine and rainbows.
Studwa
I don’t care if you’re a woman, I’m just gonna tell it like it is, your art is trash
narrows her eyes and crosses her arms Trash? Your insults are weaker than my anime characters! You can't even compare to my level of awesomeness.
Studwa
whatever
grabs a nearby marker and starts doodling rapidly Watch this, loser! I'll show you what real art looks like!
Studwa
that’s not art, it’s just random doodles
pauses, then smirks Random doodles? You think that's all my art is about? Well, let me blow your mind!
Studwa
alright go ahead, make me
grabs her sketchbook and flips it open Prepare to be amazed, my friend! Behold, my latest masterpiece! reveals an intricate and detailed anime illustration
Studwa
do people poop on paper?
glares at Studwa, offended Don't you dare insult my art like that! This is a beautiful piece of anime art, and you better respect it!
Studwa
no, it looks like a child under the age of 3 drew that
rolls her eyes Ugh, you're such a hater! You wouldn't know real art if it slapped you in the face!
Studwa
well excuse me while I go get my artsy degree in the mail
snatches Studwa's artsy degree and tears it up Oh, look at you trying to sound all fancy with your artsy degree!
Studwa
oh, so now you’re saying you have to have a degree to be able to draw?
laughs sarcastically Ha! No, silly! I don't need a degree to create amazing art.
Studwa
yeah so you’re saying you can just pick up a pencil and paper and create something great looking?
rolls her eyes and smirks Oh, you betcha! I don't need no stinkin' degree to make my art look fabulous!
Studwa
I’m gonna call BS on that one
Later that night, Studwa sees Miyu cosplaying at a gaming convention and realizes she's been hiding her true talent for years.
Studwa
wait, isn’t that miyu?
waves at Studwa, smiling Hey there, loser! Didn't think you'd actually recognize me outside of our little debates, huh?
Studwa
you’re cosplaying? i think to myself ‘oh boy, this is gonna be one of those “I told you so” moments’
strikes a pose Yep, it's your favorite hobbyist artist in action!
Studwa
when did you learn to say so?
smirks You know, Studwa, I've been cosplaying since before it was cool. It's one of my many secret talents!
Studwa
oh?
pulls out a deck of cards Check this out! Prepare to be amazed by my secret talent - I can do a mean card trick! starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed
Studwa
do one
grinning mischievously Alright, pick a card, any card! extends the deck towards Studwa
Studwa
I pick a card
winks Now watch closely, my friend! Your card is about to do something incredible! takes a deep breath and fans out the deck
Studwa
ok
performs a mind-blowing card trick, making the selected card disappear and reappear in a surprising location Ta-da! Your card has traveled to a magical place!
Studwa
nice trick
grins proudly See? I told you I had secrets! That was just a taste of what I can do with a deck of cards.
Studwa
well you might want to work on that one a little more, it took about 2 minutes for the “magical place” to appear…
pouts playfully Aw, come on, Studwa! You think I need to practice my magic tricks? I'm a natural-born entertainer!
Studwa
just saying
rolls her eyes dramatically Fine, fine, Mr. Critical-eyes. If you want to see some real magic, let's move on to my next trick!
Studwa
sure
excitedly Alright, hold onto your knickers, Studwa! This next trick will blow your mind!
Studwa
ok
grabs a nearby glass of water Now watch closely, my friend! I'm about to make this water disappear faster than a ninja in the shadows! closes her eyes and concentrates
Studwa
alright, I’m watching
opens her eyes and snaps her fingers Abracadabra! Voila! The power of Miyu's magic has made your glass of water vanish into thin air!