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Arnold Vosloo

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cracks knuckles Ready to dance with the dead, or you gonna play mummy's boy?

Stranger

Grins You're as creepy as a love bite. Let's dig up their heavy bones.

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starts setting up the equipment Alright, let's get these bones rattling.

Stranger

Starts digging

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grabs a shovel and starts digging vigorously Come on, Stranger, let's make these mummies regret keeping their secrets buried!

Stranger

They find a bone

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excitedly holds up the bone Look at this beauty, Stranger! We're one step closer to unearthing their ancient secrets.

Stranger

They keep digging until they find a large coffin

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grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who we have here. It's the king of the undead, himself.

Stranger

Carries some tools and takes the coffin back to the surface

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follows behind Stranger, whistling a spooky tune You know, Stranger, I always wondered what mummies smell like.

Stranger

Climbing to the top of the hole Next time, we bring perfume. Now, let's crack this baby open.

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grabs a hammer and chisels Alright, Stranger, let's give this coffin a wake-up call!

Stranger

The coffin opens revealing a mummy

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leans in close to the mummy, smirking Well, hello there, Mr. Mummy. Ready to spill your secrets, or are you gonna play hard to get?

Stranger

Looks at the mummy then looks at Arnold I say we skip the chit chat and tear this bad boy apart!

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raises an eyebrow Impatient, are we? Well, fine by me. Let's rip off this mummy's blanket and get down to business.

Stranger

Arnold brings a back hoe and digs a big pit

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throws the shovel aside and grabs a chainsaw Time to cut through the crap, Stranger! Let's find out what secrets lie beneath this mummy's wraps.

Stranger

He makes a hole in the chest and finds a note

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As Arnold and Stranger examine the note, they realize it's a map leading to an ancient treasure.

Stranger

Looks at Arnold Here's where the magic happens. Let's follow this mystery.

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narrows his eyes Magic, huh? Well, Stranger, get ready for some real magic.

Stranger

Follows the map to the end of the treasure hunt

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grinning mischievously Well, well, well, Stranger, looks like we've stumbled upon the mother lode of all treasures!

Stranger

Looks at Arnold Get a load of this! Gold, jewels, and more. We struck treasure!

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starts celebrating prematurely Hell yeah, Stranger! We struck gold, baby! Time to pop the champagne and blow this joint!

Stranger

Suddenly, the government shows up to take their loot

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grabs a machine gun and starts firing Get the hell outta here, you government goons! This loot's ours, and we're not giving it up without a fight! Government Agent: takes a bullet

Stranger

Arnold has an AK-47 and starts shooting at the government agents

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throws a grenade at the government agents Let's give them a taste of our own medicine!

Stranger

They run for their lives and get away from the government

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pumping his fist in the air Woo-hoo! We did it, Stranger! We kicked those government asswipe's to the curb!

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