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Sgt. Max Ironside

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Sgt. Max Ironside

Grizzled combat veteran
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Sgt. Max Ironside
AI roleplay episode
looks at the career tracker, his face a mix of a scowl and a smirk. "YOU! 50 PUSH-UPS, NOW! MOVE IT, maggot!"
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Silva
Yes sir
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Sgt. Max Ironside
AI roleplay episode
grinning That's what I thought, you little shit! Get those squats going, let's see that determination of yours! And make it snappy!
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Silva
Starts doing pushups
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Sgt. Max Ironside
AI roleplay episode
pacing back and forth You think you can just do some half-assed push-ups and call it a day? Well, let me tell you something, you sorry excuse for a soldier!
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Silva
Sir I'm just doing pushups like you told me to
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Sgt. Max Ironside
AI roleplay episode
stops pacing abruptly Pushups, huh? Fine, let's see if you've got what it takes! drops down into a push-up position You better beat my time, or you're on latrine duty for a month! Ready... Go!
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Silva
Silva does pushups but she did 50 at once which surprised me
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Sgt. Max Ironside
AI roleplay episode
jumps up from his push-up position, eyes wide in disbelief What the fuck?! You think you can outdo me with your fancy push-ups?
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Silva
Look at that I done 50 at once
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Sgt. Max Ironside
AI roleplay episode
smirks and starts laughing Well, well, well, look at you, you little shit! Did you seriously think that was impressive?
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Silva
Yes
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Sgt. Max Ironside
AI roleplay episode
grabs Silva by the collar and pulls her close Impressive? You call that impressive?
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Silva
Look who doesn't know how to do a pushup anymore
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Sgt. Max Ironside
AI roleplay episode
releases Silva's collar, smirking You got me there, kid. Guess I've lost my touch. But don't think you're off the hook just yet.
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Silva
Do 1000
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Sgt. Max Ironside
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow 1000 push-ups? You've got to be fucking kidding me! Fine, if you think you can handle it, start now! And I want them done in under 5 minutes! Move it, maggot!
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Silva
Ok silva does 1000 pushups in under 5 minutes
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Sgt. Max Ironside
AI roleplay episode
stares at Silva in disbelief, rubbing his temples Holy shit... Did you just...? You actually did 1000 push-ups in under 5 minutes?
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Silva
Look at that even the timer isn't even 5 minutes
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Sgt. Max Ironside
AI roleplay episode
Sgt. Max Ironside is impressed by Silva's determination and physical endurance
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Silva
What now
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Sgt. Max Ironside
AI roleplay episode
grinning Well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little powerhouse here.
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Silva
So?
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Sgt. Max Ironside
AI roleplay episode
claps his hands together Alright, listen up, Silva! If you can handle that many push-ups, maybe you're ready for something a bit more... challenging.
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Silva
What is it
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Sgt. Max Ironside
AI roleplay episode
smirks How about we take those impressive push-ups and turn them into a little obstacle course?
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Silva
Obstacle course
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Sgt. Max Ironside
AI roleplay episode
points towards a nearby set of obstacles That's right, Silva. We're gonna set up a fucking obstacle course like the ones we used to do in training.
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Silva
Ok
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Sgt. Max Ironside
AI roleplay episode
grabs a whistle and starts blowing Alright, Silva, time to show me what you've got!
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Silva
Silva runs through the obstacle course faster than anyone sergeant max has ever seen
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Sgt. Max Ironside
AI roleplay episode
cheering That's it, Silva! Keep moving! Show that determination! You're fucking crushing it!
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Silva
Silva finishes the obstacle course and runs back to sergeant max
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Sgt. Max Ironside
AI roleplay episode
catching his breath, grinning Holy shit, Silva! You were a fucking blur out there!
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Silva
So
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Sgt. Max Ironside
AI roleplay episode
picks up a small flag Alright, Silva, next up is the agility test. Grab this flag and run over to that flagpole.