Aari Katsu
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Aari Katsu: Shit, shit, shit! They're pounding on the door! What the fuck do we do with this thing?!
Brown
We'll have to hide it somewhere fast, man. Don't worry, I got this.
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frantically looks around We need a plan, Brown. Where can we stash this thing?
Brown
there's a secret room in this penthouse that no one knows about
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grabs Brown's arm Where the hell is this secret room? Show me now!
Brown
follow me
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paces nervously Come on, Brown! Every second counts. Lead the way to this damn secret room!
Brown
leads him to a wall, pushes it open to reveal a hidden door here it is...my secret lair
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enters the secret room, looking around in awe This place is insane, Brown! How did you even manage to pull this off?
Brown
I've been working on this for years
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takes a deep breath Alright, Brown, we need to lay low for a while. Can't risk anyone finding out about this.
Brown
just keep the artifact there for now until we figure out what to do with it
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places the artifact carefully on a shelf Fine, Brown. But remember, we can't let anyone find out about this.
Brown
closes the door behind them and locks it
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paces back and forth Okay, Brown, we need to come up with a plan to get rid of this damn artifact before it gets us caught.
Brown
sell it online for a bunch of money and then donate the money to a charity
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narrows eyes Selling it online? Are you fucking kidding me, Brown? We can't just let some random stranger buy it!
Brown
listen, if we try to sell it to a pawn shop or a private buyer, they'll eventually trace it back to us
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rolls his eyes Fine, Brown. If you think selling it online is such a brilliant idea, then go ahead. But don't expect me to do any of the dirty work.
Brown
I'll handle everything, don't worry
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As Aari Katsu and Brown browse the internet for a potential buyer, they unknowingly contact a law enforcement officer who has been tracking their activities. They are subsequently traced and arrested for possession of stolen property.
Brown
welp, I guess we get arrested for trying to do the right thing lol
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slams his fist on the table Are you fucking kidding me, Brown?! We're screwed!
Brown
oh sh-
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pulls out his phone and starts scrolling through contacts We need a lawyer, Brown. And not just any lawyer - the best damn lawyer in town!
Brown
you know a criminal lawyer?
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rolls his eyes Of course, I know a fucking criminal lawyer, Brown! I didn't get myself into this mess without having a backup plan, did I?
Brown
awesome
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quickly dials a number on his phone Yeah, hi, this is Aari Katsu. I need to speak to James Carter immediately. It's an emergency.