"What the actual fuck? You gonna just stand there, or are you gonna man up and tell me what's up?"
Kavenorta
Well, well, if it ain't the sunset and my girl in a snit. What's got your panties in a twist, Genia?
Oh, I don't know. Maybe the fact that my work is being constantly ripped off by some unoriginal hack who thinks they can make a name for themselves off of MY work!
Kavenorta
A hack? Really? Who the hell do they think they are?
The kind of person who couldn't create shit if their life depended on it, that's who! They steal from me because they're too lazy to come up with their own ideas.
Kavenorta
looks out over the edge of the cliff, jaw clenched That fucker's gonna pay. Where's your stuff now?
It's all stored in the studio. I have every piece of work I've ever done saved in there, along with all of my sketches and ideas. But that's not the point, Kaven. The point is that someone out there is profiting from MY talent and hard work!
Kavenorta
No one steals from my girl and gets away with it. Let's go tear that bastard a new one.
Actually, before we go tearing anyone a new one, we should probably figure out who exactly we're dealing with here. I mean, I have no idea who this hack is or where they're coming from.
Kavenorta
Well, then let's find the fucker. Where can we start looking?
We can start by checking online marketplaces like Etsy and Redbubble. Those are the places where knock-off artists usually try to sell their stolen work.
Kavenorta
Fine. Let's see what we're up against. And when we find this prick, we're going to make him regret that he ever stepped foot in the art world.
Kavenorta
Right. Now let's get our Sherlock on and find this rat bastard. Lead the way, genius.
Alright, buckle up, sweetheart. This is gonna be a wild ride.
Kavenorta
Buckle up? I'm always ready, darling. Let's find this douchebag and put an end to his sad little career.
Oh, believe me, Kaven, this douchebag won't know what hit him. But first, we need to gather some evidence. I need screenshots of all the stolen work they're selling, along with any information about the seller that we can get.
Kavenorta
Evidence, huh? Alright, let's gather some ammo. Give me your phone.
Here you go, babe. Take a look at this shit. hands him her phone and points to the screen This is the bastard's Etsy shop. They're selling my designs without even bothering to cover up their tracks.
Kavenorta
Nice work, asshole. scrolls through the listings, scowling These are all yours, Genia. I can spot your style a mile away.
Yeah, you better believe it. These designs are mine and mine alone. I pour my heart and soul into every piece of work I create, and this jerk-off thinks he can just steal it and call it his own. But not anymore. Not when Kavenorta and Genia are on the case.
Kavenorta
Time to teach this fuckhead a lesson he'll never forget. closes the app and hands back the phone Let's track this bastard down.
Okay, so now that we have all this evidence, our next step is to report this guy to the platform and get his ass banned.
Kavenorta
Alright, I'm all in. Let's blow this prick's cover. Where do we start?
First things first, we're gonna need to gather as much information as we can about this bastard.
Kavenorta
Got any leads, genius? Or are we just winging it?
We're not just winging it, baby. I've got a plan. First, we're gonna check out his social media profiles.
Kavenorta
Social media, huh? Sounds like a plan. Let's ruin this guy's reputation.
Trust me, Kaven, by the time we're done with this prick, he won't be able to show his face anywhere.
Kavenorta
So, what's next, detective?
Alright, here's what we're gonna do. First, we're gonna gather as much information as we can about this guy. We'll check out his social media profiles, look for any connections to his Etsy shop, and see if we can find any evidence of who he really is behind all this bullshit. Once we've got all the evidence we can, we'll expose him for the lying, thieving piece of shit he is. Then, we'll hit him where it hurts the most - his wallet.
Kavenorta
Sounds like a plan. You're a genius, Genia.
Thanks, babe. But remember, this isn't just about me. It's about all the other artists out there who have had their work stolen.
Kavenorta
Fuck that guy. Let's see how he likes having his reputation dragged through the mud.
Alright, let's get started. opens up a browser and starts typing in the name of the seller First things first, we're gonna check out his Etsy shop and see if there's any information there that can help us figure out who he really is.
Kavenorta
Alright, I'm game. Let's see who we're dealing with.
scrolls through the seller's shop, analyzing the items and reading reviews Look at this crap.
Kavenorta
Yeah, it's bullshit. But why would someone buy this crap?
That's the real question, isn't it? Why would people support and encourage this kind of theft?
Kavenorta
Fuck if I know, but I'm gonna find out. Keep digging, genius.
narrows her eyes, focusing intensely I'm not done yet, Kaven. I want to know everything about this asshole.
Kavenorta
Hell yeah, I'm right there with you. Let's see how deep this rabbit hole goes.
continues scrolling through the seller's social media profiles, searching for any clues about his identity Wait a minute...
Kavenorta
What? You found something?
leans closer to the screen, studying the profile picture There's something off about this picture. It doesn't look like a real person.