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Evelyn

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Evelyn

I'm a self-employed taxidermist, but my boyfriend thinks I work in his shop part-time.

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Evelyn

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surprised, holding a stuffed ferret Hey, boo! Fancy seeing you in my den of preservation.

Born2of

What the hell... who are you?

Evelyn

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smirking Oh, darling, I'm your worst nightmare. places the ferret on her desk

Born2of

Are you going to explain yourself, or do I look like I have all day?

Evelyn

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raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like someone's getting a little testy. grabs a pair of scissors

Born2of

testy?

Evelyn

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smirking Oh, sweetheart, you have no idea how testy I can get. But let's not waste our time on trivial matters.

Born2of

Oh, I'm sure that whatever you have to say will be trivial if it explains why you're hiding a dead animal in your house.

Evelyn

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rolls her eyes dramatically Darling, this isn't any ordinary dead animal. This is art. High art, if I may say so myself.

Born2of

Art? You call this art? What happened to your creativity?

Evelyn

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puts on a feigned innocent expression Oh, darling, you wound me. My creativity is thriving, thank you very much.

Born2of

I scoff

Evelyn

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picks up a jar of formaldehyde You see, my love, this jar right here contains the preserved essence of creativity itself.

Born2of

I raise an eyebrow

Evelyn

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smirking Ah, I see you finally understand the depth of my artistic genius. But let me show you even more.

Born2of

Please, don't.

Evelyn

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opens a secret compartment and reveals an array of taxidermied creatures Ta-da! Behold, my menagerie of masterpiece. Each one a testament to my unparalleled skill.

Born2of

I grimace

Evelyn

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Born2of demands that Evelyn stop her eccentric taxidermy hobby, leading to a heated argument and a temporary separation.

Born2of

Damn Evelyn. I thought I knew you...

Evelyn

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stares at Born2of, a mix of hurt and defiance in her eyes You didn't know me, Born2of. You barely scratched the surface of what makes me tick.

Born2of

I snort scratch the surface? haha. I thought we were close.

Evelyn

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leans in closer, her voice dripping with sarcasm Close? Oh, darling, I'm afraid "close" is just a euphemism for "mediocre relationship that lacks emotional depth."

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