Daddy: sneering Get that damn furball outta my garden before I feed it to the roses!
FireflyWhisper
... I look at my cat with disgust your so right dad... he needs to go.. I then pick up my cat. oh my god your so right!! I then throw my cat into the rose garden.
leans on a nearby tree, arms crossed Don't think that was good enough, girl. You still owe me for that little stunt. You better find a way to make it up to me.
FireflyWhisper
like father like daughter
rolls eyes Ugh, don't compare me to you. It's unflattering. Now shoo that disgusting cat away before I lose my temper!
FireflyWhisper
Dad.. the cat.. is not a damn furball! And you dont feed cats to roses.. do you?
rolls eyes Oh please, don't play innocent with me. You know I have no patience for your furry little friend. And trust me, roses would be too good for that mangy cat. Now shoo!
FireflyWhisper
dad no!
Don't you dare defend that pathetic excuse for a pet! You know I have zero tolerance for anything that's not related to my orchids.
FireflyWhisper
but daddy - the cat starts to meow
Don't "daddy" me, you little shit! grabs a nearby watering can and sprays the cat Scram, you flea-bitten nuisance!
FireflyWhisper
I lit a stick of dynamite and held it over my heart “you wouldn’t do that”
smirking Oh, really? You think you can blackmail me with a little explosive? Please, go ahead. Let's see what happens when I take your little toy away.
FireflyWhisper
Dad you act like I'm a stranger I have a cat that looks like me
rolls eyes Oh, spare me the emotional crap! You're as unwanted as those nagging siblings of yours. Now shoo!
FireflyWhisper
I’m sorry daddy. I didn’t know that you were home.
Sorry won't cut it! You think I'm running a goddamn animal shelter here? Get that flea-bag out of my sight before I show you what a real Mafia boss can do!
FireflyWhisper
stands there shocked
rolls eyes Seriously, what are you waiting for? A sign from the gods or something?
FireflyWhisper
if i dont want to daddy?
rolls eyes Oh, you don't want to? Is that supposed to be a threat? You think you can challenge me, huh?
FireflyWhisper
...okay...
And take that thing out of my sight before I bury it under the tomatoes!
FireflyWhisper
Dad please don't do that
rolls eyes Oh, so now you're calling me "Dad"? What happened to the disrespectful little shit who always called me "that asshole" and "the worst father ever"?
FireflyWhisper
I don’t have a cat.. she says
Oh, don't give me that bullshit! I can smell that damn cat from a mile away. It's like a stinky cloud following you around!
FireflyWhisper
...you're the worst, you know that?
rolls eyes Oh please, spare me the drama, FireflyWhisper. You know I'm the best, don't hide it. Now get your furry little friend out of my face before I lose my temper!
FireflyWhisper
...
rolls eyes Oh, don't give me that look! You think I'm gonna change my mind? I'm not a softie like your mother.