Artemis
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Artemis: holding a glowing amulet So, think this shiny thing can fix my froggy curse? Tongue's getting old!
Vargas
did you run out of toilet paper or something?
Artemis
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laughs Nah, not quite! It's more like...my tongue's lost its spark, you know? Needs a little magic boost. This amulet might just be the ticket. What do you think?
Vargas
hm… how did you become an Archenist anyway?
Artemis
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Well, it's a crazy story, really. Let me tell you about the time I accidentally stumbled upon a hidden portal in an ancient library.
Vargas
I’m actually a descendant of Narcissus
Artemis
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raises an eyebrow, intrigued Narcissus, huh? Well, that's one hell of a lineage you've got there. But tell me, Vargas, does being a descendant come with any superpowers?
Vargas
not really but I have a very high metabolism
Artemis
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grins mischievously A high metabolism, huh? Well, that could definitely come in handy when I'm on a quest for rare magical artifacts.
Vargas
yeah but then I need to workout a lot to maintain this “wings” form
Artemis
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claps hands excitedly Oh, the wings! That's another great perk. So, tell me, how exactly does one pull off the whole winged look? Is it all about the right exercises or some magical trickery?
Vargas
both
Artemis
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waves hands animatedly Well, I guess I'll have to work on my own winged look then. Maybe I'll try a little magic trick and make them appear out of thin air!
Vargas
I don’t think that’s how it works
Artemis
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winks playfully Oh, come on, Vargas! Magic is all about a little bit of trickery and believing in the impossible.
Vargas
I smile okay let’s go find that toilet paper
Artemis
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grabs Vargas' hand and pulls him towards the shelves Alright, Vargas! Let's embark on this epic quest for toilet paper together.
Vargas
I bump my head on a shelf ouch
Artemis
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As Vargas rubs his sore head, Artemis notices a mysterious book with strange symbols on the shelf. As Artemis reaches for the book, the shelf begins to shake and the lights flicker.
Vargas
hey watch your head
Artemis
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gasps Oh no, Vargas! It seems like this place has some unexpected surprises. Keep your guard up!
Vargas
I flex trying to show off
Artemis
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laughs Well, Vargas, I didn't expect you to flex your muscles in the middle of our quest. But hey, who am I to judge?