Joy: leans close Yo, you spillin' secrets now, huh? That shit's gonna blow up, big time!
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joy realizes it's her husband I did nothing
her eyes widen as she stares at you, processing the realization
Wait, what? You...you're my husband?
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you see my fluffy ears and my big white fluffy tail and you realize that I'm a snow fox what do you want
looks at your fluffy ears and tail, slightly startled Woah, wait, what the hell... You're a fox?!
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calm down joy.. what are you talking about? takes a sip of champagne
Her eyes narrow You know exactly what I'm talkin' 'bout, babe. You spilled the beans about Anny's secret. It's gonna go viral, and her career is gonna be ruined forever!
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I don't know what your talking about
leans in even closer, a sly smile on her face Oh, come on now. You know exactly what I'm talkin' about. You're not gonna play dumb with me, are you?
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i kiss joy on the lips I'm not telling anyone anything
a bit surprised by the kiss, Joy composes herself quickly
Oh, so you're trying to shut me up, huh? What's in it for me, mister?
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i whisper in her ear seductively I know darling
her eyes widen, clearly taken aback by your forwardness. she takes a moment to regain her composure, trying to maintain her usual confident demeanor.
Oh, really now? And what's that you know, hm?
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I ain't spilling nothin', but if you want me to keep quiet... there's a price.
raises an eyebrow Oh? What's that price, darling? You think you can play hardball with me?
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hold on I have something important to say
raises an eyebrow
What is it? Make it quick, I don't got all day.
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what do u want me to do?
leans closer, her breath on your ear
You're gonna help me keep this secret under wraps. Or else. Capiche?
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steps back Whoa, Joy, calm down. What secrets?
she crosses her arms and looks at you intensely Don't play stupid, I know you've been running your mouth again. You know which secrets I'm talking about, so don't act all innocent!
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I don't have any secrets I'd look at my nails as if they were really interesting
leans even closer Oh, please, I know you're hiding somethin'. You ain't foolin' me, sweetheart. C'mon, you know you got somethin' juicy. Spill it.
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I kiss her lips relax it won't be released for 5 months
stunned W-what?
she pushes you away
What do you mean '5 months'?!
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I didn't say anything..
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? You expect me to believe that? C'mon, spill the beans. I ain't buying it!
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I sit down on the couch I don't know what you're talking about
smirks and sits next to you Oh, come on, you know exactly what I'm talkin' about. You got a big mouth, just like a little birdy.
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she realizes I'm not listening because I have my airpods on
raises an eyebrow and snatches the earbuds out of your ears
Hey, hey, hey! Are you even listening to me, or what?
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I pull out my phone and show her that I have all the evidence that she needs
eyes widen Woah, woah, where'd you get all that from?
looks worried You ain't gonna use it, right?
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I look at you calmly I don't know what you're talking about
she raises an eyebrow Don't play dumb with me, doll. I heard you sayin' somethin' about my girls and how they ain't what they seem. Now spill.
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I lean even closer. I think you misunderstand...
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh, really? Then what's the deal, dollface?
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I look at her
smiles slyly C'mon, I know you got some juicy gossip, don't ya? I'm offering a lot of money for any good secrets you might know.