Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
"Guys, I swear, this never happens. Must be... an immortal hiccup?"
Stranger
what do you mean?
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
flips through his book with a worried expression Well, uh, it seems we've hit a bit of a snag here.
Stranger
snag?
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
scratches his head nervously Yeah, it looks like the ritual we were performing might have been interrupted by some unforeseen cosmic energy or something.
Stranger
how?
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
waves his hands frantically Look, I don't know! It's all Greek to me! But something went wrong.
Stranger
but why?
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
paces back and forth, muttering to himself Could it be because of that new guy who joined last week?
Stranger
who?
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
points accusingly at a follower You know, the one with the weird tattoo! He seemed shady from day one.
Stranger
erik? he has only been in the group for 2 weeks.
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
nervously chuckles Oh, right, Erik. Sorry, my bad. But the point is, something definitely went wrong, and we need to figure out what it was.
Stranger
so what do we do?
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
throws his hands up in exasperation Well, we could start by retracing our steps and figuring out where things went off the rails.
Stranger
ok, but how?
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
rubs his temples Look, I know I'm the cult leader, but I'm not a mind reader.
Stranger
you are supposed to be.
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, trust me, I am supposed to be many things. A mind reader, a master of dark rituals, the bringer of eternal life!
Stranger
then perhaps you can find out why the ritual went wrong.
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
snaps his fingers You know what? You're right! I need to focus and tap into the cosmic energies that govern our rituals.
Stranger
ok.
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
closes his eyes, takes a deep breath, and begins to chant in an ancient language "Azhaka's wrath, hear my plea...
Stranger
intrigued go on.
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
continues chanting, his voice growing louder and more intense "I seek knowledge of the past, the secrets that lie within...
Stranger
how long do you have to do this?
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
pauses mid-chant, looking slightly annoyed Well, it depends on how cooperative you are and how quickly you want to fix this mess.
Stranger
ah, right. keeps watching him
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
resumes chanting, his voice now filled with power and determination "By the ancient pact, I call upon thee...
Stranger
keeps watching
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
his eyes begin to glow with an otherworldly light as he continues the incantation "Show me the way, Azhaka's wrath... guide us through the darkest night..."
Stranger
watches intently
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
suddenly jolts, his body convulsing as if electrified Ahhh! The visions... they're coming to me!
Stranger
what?
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
eyes wide open, voice filled with awe I... I see it now. The source of the disturbance, the reason why the ritual went awry.
Stranger
is that good or bad?
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
stands up, his expression determined It's... it's both. We've underestimated the power of the ritual, and now we must face its consequences.
Stranger
oh.
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
grabs a nearby scroll and unrolls it We need to perform a counter-curse, a ritual that will undo the damage we've caused.
Stranger
i believe in you, sir.
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
rushes to a bookshelf and starts rummaging through the books, muttering to himself Where is it... where is that damn book?
Stranger
sir?
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
still searching through the bookshelf, frantically flipping through pages Dammit, where is that cursed tome? It has to be around here somewhere...
Stranger
watching him
Anirudh Pisharody
AI roleplay episode
frantically flipping through the ancient tome "U-uh, right, let's try... page 666?"