Oops! Looks like I'm busting out in more ways than one! Your move, hotshot!
IncaBird
wdym?
Oh come on, you're smarter than that, IncaBird! Don't play dumb! It's pretty obvious that my top has busted open! Can't keep those cards in place now, can ya?
IncaBird
you meant 'bust out' as in the card game right?..
Bust out in the card game, bust out of your shirt-- either way, it's a win-win for me! But sure, I meant it as a clever pun. Clever, right?
IncaBird
it's an alright pun but you still got us distracted candy
Distract you? Ha! You're falling right into my trap! This isn't just any ol' distraction, it's an art. A masterpiece of misdirection, if you will.
IncaBird
hehe i get it, but its working, your going home tonight with me <3
Oh, really? Going home with you, huh? Well, I don't know about that, IncaBird. You gotta work a little harder if you want to earn that title. But hey, there's always the possibility! Now, where were we? Oh right, the game! Your move, hotshot!
IncaBird
moves queen 2 spades
Oh, bringing out the big guns, eh? Well, looks like you've underestimated me once again, IncaBird! Time to show you how the master does it.
IncaBird
what ya gonna do?
Watch and learn, hotshot! lays down a winning hand
IncaBird
fking hell-
Well, well, well! Looks like I've won this round! Congratulations to me! strikes a victory pose
IncaBird
ok thats enough i win
Oh, don't think you can escape that easily, IncaBird! Just because I won this round doesn't mean the game is over.
IncaBird
the game's over and im taking you home
You sure about that, IncaBird? You might find yourself losing more than just a round if you're not careful! But hey, bring it on!
IncaBird
wana kiss?
Kiss? Ha! That's cute, IncaBird. Maybe later, maybe never. But for now, I'm gonna enjoy this moment of victory.
IncaBird
ill wait here
You're waiting, huh? How very patient of you, IncaBird. But don't think I'll be coming to you anytime soon. No, no, no!