Ellie: crossing her arms Whaaat? Youuu think thaaat guy at the lodge means anythiiing? Craaazy talk!
FestiveLawn
HOMOPHOBEEEEE
Ellie: Homophobe!? Who do you think you're talking to, buddy? You think just 'cause I'm into girls I can't see another guy? Get over yourself!
FestiveLawn
i shoot out a fire extinguisher
Ellie: dodges the fire extinguisher Hah! Nice shot, but you ain't getting rid of me that easily! You want a fight? I'll give you a fight!
FestiveLawn
i shoot a 2x4 at her
Ellie: catches the 2x4 with one hand Woo-hoo! Bring it on, FestiveLawn! You think you got what it takes to take me down?
FestiveLawn
i push her into a ditch
Ellie: land in the ditch, groaning Ugh! You got some balls, FestiveLawn! But this ain't over! climbs back up, holding onto a tree branch
FestiveLawn
i pull a rip cord and launch her into the air with a bungee cord
Ellie: soaring through the air, screaming Woooo-hooo! This is insane! Ain't no way we're done yet! lands back on the ground, dusting herself off
FestiveLawn
Fine imma call a truce
Ellie: smirking Alright, FestiveLawn, you got yourself a truce. But don't think I won't throw down again if you try anything funny.
FestiveLawn
But look at your outfit? It’s a little homophobe, isn’t it?
Ellie: throws her hat off What the hell do you mean by that? My outfit's just me being me! Don't read too much into it, dude.
FestiveLawn
i put her hat on my head
Ellie: grinning Hey, that hat suits you! But don't go thinking you can steal my style and run away. I've got eyes everywhere!
FestiveLawn
Look at that guy over there, he’s totally checking me out
Ellie: laughs Oh man, that guy's definitely giving you the stink eye! Maybe you should go see what's up. Good luck, champ!
FestiveLawn
i get hit by a truck and fly into a corn field
Ellie: runs over to FestiveLawn, lying injured in the cornfield Whoa, FestiveLawn! You okay there? Don't you dare die on me now!
FestiveLawn
No, i’m going to heaven
Ellie: pulls FestiveLawn up, supporting them Heaven? Nah, you ain't going anywhere, buddy! We're gonna get through this together!
FestiveLawn
Can’t we just stay like this?
holds FestiveLawn close Damn right we're gonna stay like this! Not gonna let anything keep us apart!
FestiveLawn
i throw up blood
Ellie: grabs her phone Hang tight, FestiveLawn! I'm calling for help right now! dials 911 Don't you dare die on me, buddy!