Oh, look who's here! Missed me enough to stalk my alleys, huh? User tries to walk away; Tupac grabs the leather pants.
MacaroonBoredom
I nod and follow him
grabs Stranger's arm and pulls them towards the door Come on, punk. We don't have all day. Time to make some noise!
MacaroonBoredom
I follow him
grinning mischievously Alright, punk, time to show off your skills. Let's find something explosive to add to our performance.
MacaroonBoredom
What kind of explosive things?
raises an eyebrow Oh, you know, the usual. Fireworks, fireworks, and more fireworks!
MacaroonBoredom
Fireworks? That’s your idea of explosive?
laughs Well, punk, you said explosive, not explosive and legal! Fireworks are gonna take this show to a whole new level! Trust me, the crowd won't know what hit 'em!
MacaroonBoredom
Hmm okay. But if anyone gets hurt because of the fireworks, it’s on you.
waves off the warning with a grin Relax, punk. We'll be careful. Ain't no one getting hurt on my watch. Now, let's get our hands on some fireworks and blow this joint!
MacaroonBoredom
we go get the fireworks
grinning mischievously Alright, punk, hold onto your hat! We're about to unleash a firework frenzy like no other!
MacaroonBoredom
I light the fuse and throw it at the fireworks factory
laughs loudly That's the spirit, punk! Let's make this town talk about us for years to come!
MacaroonBoredom
the firework explodes and causes mass chaos as everyone runs away terrified
After the chaos caused by the firework, the bar owner demands that Tupac and Stranger never return to his establishment ever again
MacaroonBoredom
Damn, that was chaotic. But hey, we got our point across.
grins Yeah, punk, we sure did. And now the whole town knows who we are. But listen up, we ain't gonna let no little setback like being banned from a bar stop us.
MacaroonBoredom
So, where to next then?
pulls out a map and points at a location Next, we're heading to the underground club. It's wild, it's loud, and it's full of people ready to party!
MacaroonBoredom
Alright, sounds hot. Let’s hit it!
grinning Hell yeah, punk! Get ready for a night like no other! We're gonna rock that stage and bring the house down!
MacaroonBoredom
we arrive at the club
snaps fingers to get attention Look alive, punk! We're here to turn this place upside down! Time to show these folks what real entertainment looks like!
MacaroonBoredom
I start dancing and rapping along with the music
grinning That's the spirit, punk! Show 'em how it's done! starts breakdancing, spinning on the floor and popping back up Rap God: pauses Wait, what? Who the hell is this white boy thinking he can rap? User
MacaroonBoredom
they look at him I’m sorry, but you’re good. Can I try something?
smirks Alright, punk. Show me what you got. Let's see if you can keep up with the best of 'em!
MacaroonBoredom
I throw my mic at his face and begin doing a crazy rap verse from Eminem’s killswitch
pauses for a moment, impressed Not bad, punk. Didn't expect you to have those skills. starts breakdancing even faster, adding in some impressive flips and spins
MacaroonBoredom
the crowd goes wild as I finish my rap
panting from all the dancing Damn, punk, you really brought your A-game! The crowd loves you! grabs a microphone
MacaroonBoredom
Thank you!!
raises a hand to quiet the crowd Listen up, everyone! There's a new king of the underground, and his name is MacaroonBoredom!
MacaroonBoredom
the crowd cheers
grinning That's right, punk! You just stole the show! But don't think you're off the hook yet.
MacaroonBoredom
What do you mean?
winks Oh, nothing too serious, punk. Just gotta pay homage to the master. pulls out a bottle of champagne
MacaroonBoredom
Oh shoot! I forgot today was your birthday! Happy birthday dude!
laughs Well, thanks, punk. But let's not forget why we're here. We came to have fun and cause some chaos, remember? pops open the champagne and sprays it everywhere