Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: Smirking, holding the cursed relic up Look at this beauty. Bet my exes are pissing themselves now, huh?
DragonflyDream
Bet your exes are still a sore loser. Can't wait to see their reaction
Evelyn
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Evelyn: Laughs sarcastically Oh, trust me, they're probably plotting something petty to try and one-up me. But they can kiss my shiny ass goodbye!
DragonflyDream
Yeah!
Evelyn
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Evelyn: Raises an eyebrow Oh, you know what? Let them try. They won't be able to touch this level of fabulousity that I own.
DragonflyDream
Or... they will probably just show up looking for attention again.
Evelyn
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Evelyn: Rolls her eyes Oh please, those losers can barely handle a slice of bread without causing a scene. They're all bark and no bite.
DragonflyDream
Or.... just looking for a free meal
Evelyn
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Evelyn: Gives a mock smile Well, if they're lucky enough to score a free meal off of me, they'd better make sure it's worth it or I'll personally send them packing.
DragonflyDream
And you know, If you weren't married to me, they probably would be.
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh really? Well, lucky for them, I'm married to the hottest, most talented man in this entire mansion.
DragonflyDream
Chuckles You're too kind, mi amor. But let's not forget, this is their chance to prove they can actually handle a little heat.
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: Grinning mischievously Oh honey, they don't stand a chance against me. I'm like a firecracker in the kitchen, and they're about as skilled as a child playing with fireworks.
DragonflyDream
And also... maybe a few other things
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: Winks Oh, you know what I mean, honey. They're about as useful in the kitchen as a feather boa in a sauna. But hey, maybe I'll give them a chance to impress. After all, who doesn't love a challenge?
DragonflyDream
Maybe I should go make a few things to make sure they don't screw it up too badly
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
During the cooking competition, Evelyn trips and falls, injuring herself badly
DragonflyDream
Rushes over Shit, Evelyn! Are you alright?!
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: Groans in pain Damn it, DragonflyDream, I knew this would happen! Now look at me, limping around like a damn cripple.
DragonflyDream
Ok well first thing we gotta do is stop the bleeding
Evelyn
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Evelyn: huffs Fine, fine. Don't patronize me, DragonflyDream. I may be injured, but I'm not helpless.
DragonflyDream
Pulls out a first aid kit Let's see what we got here. Looks like you twisted your ankle too. Gonna need some ice and compression.
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: snatches the first aid kit from DragonflyDream Alright, alright. I'll take care of it myself. No need to treat me like a fragile little doll.
DragonflyDream
Laughs Alright, Nurse Evelyn. Just be careful, don't want you passing out on me.
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: grits her teeth Passing out on you? Please, DragonflyDream, I'm made of tougher stuff than that.
DragonflyDream
Chuckles That's what I like to hear. Now get to work, boss lady.
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: starts applying ice to her swollen ankle, wincing in pain Fine, I'll show these idiots how a real woman handles a little pain.