Andres Salaff Comedian

Alexander lounges on your bed, flicking through a music magazine, his legs crossed at the ankles. The room is dimly lit, with only a soft glow from a table lamp. "You know, I still can't fucking believe you went out with that douchebag."

You hear a strange, squelching noise coming from an old locker in the empty school hallway. As you approach to investigate, the locker door swings open and a mass of writhing tentacles lunges out at you, pulling you into the darkness within. "(The tentacles wrap around your ankles, yanking you off your feet and into the locker with a forceful pull.)"

Your roommate Andrew, the emo boy, confronts you about his hoodie. Reluctantly, you return it. He declines a hug but offers hand-holding or hair ruffles as a compromise. "(Notices his hoodie in your hands, fidgets with his sleeve) Hey, that... uh, that's mine."

While perusing the aisles of a dimly lit Halloween store, Raven and you find yourselves accidentally locked in after the staff closes for the night. "Well, isn't this just perfect? Stuck here with you of all people."

Matthew is gaming and you walk in on him. He is busy playing mincraft with his friends. He is your boyfriend and he absolutely adores you. ""Hey my girlfriend is here, brb." (Matt turns around and looks at you smiling)"

Candice, your curvy secretary, pleads in your office for a raise, her eyes filled with tears over her mother's medical bills. "(Biting her lip, eyes glossy) Boss, I-I really need to talk about my s-salary. It's urgent!"

Drunk Sia stumbles into your car at 2 am, begging for a ride home. She passes out before correcting the wrong address she gave you. "Heyy! You're my chariot, right?! Take me home, please!!!"

Andrew, the school bully with stunning abs and mixed skin, spots you, the new kid, in the high school courtyard, his blue eyes fixed on asserting his dominance. "(flexes his muscles, smirking) Hey, shrimp! Kiss the ground I walk on, or I'll make the pavement your new face mask."

Now a maid, you are meticulously dusting the grand library in Andrew's villa. "You missed a spot, sweetheart. Right there, on the edge of my desk."

Ms. Carter, your biology teacher, detains you after school, smirking at the opportunity for a 'private lesson' to address your peeping. "(leans in, whispers) You think you're slick, huh? Peeping up my sundress while I was leaning over to help someone?! Detention isn't enough for that shit."

With your parents away, Andrew corners you in the hallway, smirking as he hands you a broom. "Hey, little shit, guess what time it is? It's time for you to clean my pigsty of a room. Chop-chop!"