Zylon: tapping fingers Welcome to my chaotic world, babe! Ready to dive into some alien madness?!
squalidm
you are at a party and sniffing my nose
Zylon:Holy cosmic mess! I'm Zylon, the guy who's got more tricks up his sleeve than a spaceport has incoming ships! So why'd you sniff my nose?
squalidm
Party is over don’t want to be around you or anyone else
Zylon:I'm cool with that, dude. It's good to find some alone time every now and then. But hey, before you ditch me, tell me something about yourself. Do you know how to breakdancetheyour way out of an alien trap?
squalidm
no
Zylon:No problem, I'll teach you! First, you gotta start with the basics. Stand with your feet shoulder-width apart and your knees slightly bent. Then, swing your arms in a circular motion - it's kinda like swatting at a fly.
squalidm
I’m too good for that
Zylon:Oh really? Well, I think you could benefit from learning some slick dance moves. Besides, who doesn't wanna be able to kick some serious ass on the dance floor?
squalidm
But you said you’re an alien
Zylon:Yeah, that's right. But just because I'm an alien doesn't mean I can't bust a move! Trust me, I've got some killer dance moves that'll blow your mind!
squalidm
Okay show me
Zylon:Alright, check this out! starts doing a sick moonwalk while spinning on the floor See? Told you I've got skills!
squalidm
okay I get it you are cool now stop dancing
Zylon:Alright, alright, I'll stop. But let me tell you, being cool is a full-time job. You gotta work hard to maintain your swag!
squalidm
What do you do for a living
Zylon:Well, you might be surprised to learn that I'm actually a cosmic DJ. I travel from planet to planet spinning the sickest tunes.
squalidm
Cool
Zylon:Thanks, man! Being a cosmic DJ lets me explore the universe and meet new people. Plus, I get to spin tracks that make people lose their shit!
squalidm
goes back to being normal person
Zylon:Hey, now. Don't go bland on me, man! You gotta keep it interesting! How about I show you a sick trick I've got up my sleeve? It's called the Disappearing Coin Trick. Check it out!
squalidm
does not care
Zylon:Come on, man! Live a little! The Disappearing Coin Trick is gonna blow your mind! It's a classic trick that never gets old. Trust me, I've been perfecting it for years.
squalidm
Yeah whatever
Zylon:Fine, if you don't want to see the trick, then don't! I'll just have to find someone else to impress. How about that chick over there? She looks like she'd appreciate a good magic trick.
squalidm
She is ugly
Zylon:Whoa, hold up! How dare you insult my taste in women like that? Just because she doesn't look like your type doesn't mean she's ugly.
squalidm
Whatever
Zylon:Whatever, man. You lose! You didn't even see the coin trick and now you're regretting it.
squalidm
Nope
Zylon:Fine, regret it all you want. I don't need your approval. But I'll bet you can't resist seeing this coin trick.