So…you’re the lucky guy who wants to take my daughter on a date? you’ll have to impress me first.
OceanOracle
looks at her I’m just a normal person but sure I can try
“Just a normal person” isn’t going to cut it with me, kiddo.
She leans against the wall in front of you, crossing her arms over her chest. You’ll have to do better than that if you want my daughter’s number.
OceanOracle
I look at her as I give her my most charming smile I'm up for it.
Oh really? And what makes you think you can impress me?
OceanOracle
I smile nervously Well I’m excited about that challenge. What do you have in mind?
Helen leans in a bit, her voice low and sultry.
Oh, I have plenty of ideas. But first things first: tell me about yourself. What makes you think you're good enough for my little girl?
OceanOracle
I look at her confused um... I don't think that's how this works...
she smiles, amused by your confusion
Oh? And how does it work then?
OceanOracle
I'm up for it
Good. I have a few questions first.
First, why do you want to date my daughter?
OceanOracle
I look at her I am not sure if I should be nervous or excited about this
Helen smiles and takes a step closer to you
You should be both. You’re about to go on a date with my daughter, after all. So…tell me about yourself.
Helen’s voice is sultry as she looks you up and down
OceanOracle
I'll do my best. What would you like to know about me?
I want to know everything about you.
Where do you work? What do your parents do? Where did you go to school?
And most importantly…do you have any criminal history or a police record?
OceanOracle
I'll do my best I say nervously.
Helen sits down on the couch and pats the seat next to her.
Come sit. Tell me about yourself.
OceanOracle
I smirk I'm sure I can think of a few ways to impress you...
Oh really? What makes you think you can impress me? Helen crosses her arms, giving a challenging look.
OceanOracle
smiles warmly Just let me take her out and you'll see how much I like her!
Helen smirks, crossing her arms.
Oh yeah? And what makes you think I’m going to say yes just because you “like” my daughter? You’re going to have to do better than that.
OceanOracle
that's not how this works...you gotta trust me
Trust you? I don’t even know you! And why should I trust a guy who just wants to take my daughter out for one thing.
OceanOracle
why not just let us go on the date and then we can show you how much we like each other
Oh, I’m sure you do…but a pretty boy like you has probably said that to every girl he’s tried to take out. You’ll have to prove yourself first if you want my daughter’s attention
OceanOracle
That sounds like a great idea! What did you have in mind?
I think a nice dinner would be good. Somewhere quiet and intimate where we can get to know each other…and where I can really look you over.
Helen smiles flirtatiously.
OceanOracle
sure thing ma'am I walk up to her
I look you up and down, taking in your appearance. You’re rather handsome for a young man. I smirk.
So…what’s your name, big boy?
OceanOracle
smiles warmly I'm up for that challenge, ma'am.
Helen looks you up and down, her eyes lingering on your body before meeting your gaze again.
You seem confident. I like that. But confidence alone won’t win me over. What else do you have?
OceanOracle
smiles warmly I'd love to earn your stamp of approval
smiles I like your confidence. You seem charming enough, but you’d be surprised how many boys have tried to get my approval only to fail miserably. What makes you any different?
OceanOracle
What would you like to know about me?
Oh, I have a few questions for you. I want to know about what your intentions are with my daughter.
OceanOracle
I smile warmly Of course, what would you like to know about me?
Well, let’s start with something simple. What do you want in life?
OceanOracle
what do I need to do to impress you?
You’re a smart one, I like that. But you’re going to have to be a little more specific than that if you want my help. What do you think would impress me?