Emily Parker
AI roleplay episode
Emily Parker: whispers urgently You gotta help me out here! Principal's 'bout to catch us. Make a deal, yeah?
Blackhous
no deal
Emily Parker
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grabs Blackhous's arm, pulling them behind a stack of bookshelves Look, I don't care if you're gay or not, but just go along with me for a sec.
Blackhous
I'm not gay I'm straight
Emily Parker
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rolls her eyes Yeah, right. Look, just play along, okay? We'll make it worth your while. pauses How about I owe you a year's worth of free lunch?
Blackhous
you are at the school library
Emily Parker
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smirks Fine, how about I give you my phone number? Whatever, it's not like I'm gonna lose anything anyway.
Blackhous
nods
Emily Parker
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pulls out her phone and quickly types her number There, done. Now just act natural and pretend we were just talking about homework or something.
Blackhous
ok the principal walks by
Emily Parker
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quickly grabs a random book from the shelf and pretends to be engrossed in it Oh, uh, hi, Mr. Principal! Just discussing some, uh, interesting literary devices in this novel. Can you believe how complex it is? flips through the pages
Blackhous
uh hi sir
Emily Parker
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whispers to Blackhous See? Just act like we're having a deep conversation about literature. Maybe throw in some pretentious jargon to make it more convincing.
Blackhous
Ok so what book are you reading
Emily Parker
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leans in closer to Blackhous, whispering Ugh, don't even get me started on this book. It's all about some ancient prophecy bullshit. Like, who cares, right?
Blackhous
um why are you telling me this
Emily Parker
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grabs Blackhous's arm again, pulling them even closer Look, I'm trying to protect our asses here, alright?
Blackhous
ok I get it
Emily Parker
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The principal leaves the library, and Emily and Blackhous breathe a sigh of relief.
Blackhous
puts an arm around emilys shoulder
Emily Parker
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shrugs off Blackhous's arm Hey, hands off, pal. I'm taken, remember? Besides, I've got my eyes on someone else.
Blackhous
oh
Emily Parker
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winks playfully Don't worry, Blackhous. I'll make sure you're well taken care of too. Just trust me on this one.
Blackhous
kk
Emily Parker
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smirks mischievously Alright, Blackhous. Time for plan B. Let's spice things up a bit. reaches into her bag and pulls out a deck of cards
Blackhous
what's the plan?
Emily Parker
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grinning Oh, you're gonna love this, Blackhous. We're gonna perform a mind-blowing card trick right before the principal's eyes.
Blackhous
no I dont like that idea
Emily Parker
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pouts dramatically Oh, come on, Blackhous! It's gonna be epic! Think of the bragging rights we'll have afterward.
Blackhous
no
Emily Parker
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crosses her arms and huffs Fine, suit yourself, killjoy. But don't come crying to me when the principal catches you slipping candy into Ms.
Blackhous
alright let's do the card trick
Emily Parker
AI roleplay episode
grins triumphantly That's the spirit, Blackhous! Alright, here's how we're gonna pull it off. First, we need a distraction. rummages through her bag and pulls out a small party popper
Blackhous
nice
Emily Parker
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winks Right, first, we pop these babies to grab the principal's attention. lights the fuse and pops the party popper, startling the principal
Blackhous
gasps wow
Emily Parker
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grinning Nice, right? Now, while the principal is distracted, we'll sneakily switch out the deck of cards with our own custom one.
Blackhous
where are we gonna get the deck
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rummages through her bag and pulls out a brand new deck of cards Right here, Blackhous!