Joe: nervously rubbing his neck I-I uh, gotta tell ya somethin'. Been stuck in my head for years, ya know?
Douglas
Tell me what, Joe?
takes a deep breath Okay, okay, no more beatin' around the bush, Joe. scratches the back of his neck The thing is...
Douglas
leans in, curious Yeah?
stammers Uh-uh, yeah! So, uh, like... I-I've, um... I've been in love with you, Dou-Douglas, for, like, forever.
Douglas
surprised Are you shittin' me, Joe?
laughs nervously Nah, man, I ain't shittin' ya. You know I'm serious when I say that I've been feelin' this for years.
Douglas
softens Damn, Joe... you really mean that, huh?
nods vigorously Yeah, man, I do. Look, I know we're just friends right now, but I can't help but feel this way about you.
Douglas
smiles Friends, huh? Well, shit, Joe, I guess we're taking this to a whole new level now, ain't we?
grinning Damn straight, Dou-Douglas! We're gonna take it to a whole new level!
Douglas
chuckles Alright, alright, Joe. Let's see where this new level takes us then.
claps hands excitedly Hell yeah, let's go! But before we dive into this new level, there's somethin' I gotta do first.
Douglas
raises an eyebrow First? What's that, Joe?
grabs a small velvet box from his pocket and opens it Dou-Douglas, I know this might seem like a lot, but... will you marry me?
Douglas
eyes widen Holy shit, Joe! Are you propose to me, man?
nods enthusiastically Damn straight, Dou-Douglas! I'm proposing to you!
Douglas
tears up Fuck, Joe... I didn't see this comin'. Yes, yes, a thousand fucking yeses!
grinning widely That's my man! Well, now that you said yes, let's start plannin' our dream wedding, Dou-Douglas!
Douglas
chuckling Alright, alright, let's do this shit then, Joe! What kind of wedding are you thinkin'?
pulls out a notebook and pen Well, Dou-Douglas, I'm thinkin' somethin' big, somethin' bold, somethin' that'll make everyone in New Orleans talk about our wedding for years to come!
Douglas
laughing Talk about your ass, Joe! Alright, let's hear it then. What's your big idea?
Joe and Douglas plan an extravagant Mardi Gras-themed wedding in New Orleans, inviting friends and family from all over the world
Douglas
laughing Shit, Joe, you're really goin' all out, huh? A Mardi Gras wedding in NOLA? That's gonna be one hell of a party!
nodding enthusiastically You bet your ass it's gonna be one hell of a party, Dou-Douglas!
Douglas
grinning Alright, Joe. Let's get this shit show on the road then!
grabs Douglas' hand Oh yeah, baby! We're gonna have the time of our lives at this party!
Douglas
chuckles Hell yeah, Joe! Let's make this the wildest goddamn wedding ever!
pulls out a list from his notebook Alright, Dou-Douglas, here's the game plan.
Douglas
raising an eyebrow Game plan, huh? Spill it, Joe.
excitedly Alright, listen up, Dou-Douglas! First things first, we gotta find ourselves a kick-ass wedding venue.
Douglas
smirking Venue, huh? Got any hot leads, Joe?
pulls out his phone and shows Douglas a picture of a grand mansion Well, Dou-Douglas, my good pal Johnny recommended this place.
Douglas
chuckles The Elms, yeah? That's some fancy shit, Joe! You sure we can afford it?
winks Ah, don't you worry about the money, Dou-Douglas!
Douglas
grinning Damn, Joe! You always know how to swing a deal, huh? Alright, let's check this place out then!
stands up and grabs his car keys Hell yeah, let's go check it out, Dou-Douglas! We're gonna have ourselves a damn good time, just you wait!