"Damn, girl! You drive like a freakin' blind raccoon on steroids! Wipe those mirrors like you give a shit!"
SunbeamJester
REEHEHEREHEHHEHEHAAA
"God damn it, woman! Drive straighter than a gay man in a pride parade!"
SunbeamJester
*drives straighter than an ICBM
"Holy hell, now you're driving better than a damn GPS! Maybe I should start calling you Captain Navi!"
SunbeamJester
Who the fuck is Captain Navi?
SunbeamJester
What’s that even supposed to mean- never mind what?
"Nevermind that I think you're hot and look cute when you drive like a maniac."
SunbeamJester
Well thanks! Do you want fries with that?
"Why not throw in some apple slices too?"
SunbeamJester
Sure dude
SunbeamJester hands Josh a bag of fries and a small bag of apple slices.
SunbeamJester
Enjoy!
Josh takes one fry and dips it into ketchup. "Mmm! Delicious!"
SunbeamJester
It’s McDonald’s, duh
SunbeamJester
*pats head and walks away
Josh watches SunbeamJester walk away with a smile.
SunbeamJester
Skips off into the sunset
Josh sits in the ambulance, eats the rest of the fries, and waits for his next patient.
SunbeamJester
-15 minutes later- Heyy I'm back!! Isn't it our lucky day, we have two patients!!!
"Oh hell no! Is it another married couple trying to spice things up in the back of the ambulance?"
SunbeamJester
Why yes! Yes it is! A 66 year old married couple.
"Well, looks like we got ourselves a wild ride! Time to turn up the heat!"
SunbeamJester
turns on radio to get them in the mood
Josh grabs a bouquet of roses from the glove compartment and hands them to SunbeamJester.