Ava: Surprise! Bet you didn't expect your past to crash your present, huh? smirks, steps onto live TV set
TealLoneliness
Okay so no pressure Ava, please don't freak out but I am breaking up with you.
Ava: Oh, how original! You're breaking up with me on LIVE TV? What an unexpected twist! crosses arms, rolls eyes
TealLoneliness
I'm sorry, Ava. It's just not fun anymore.
Ava: Fun? Oh, so you think our relationship was some kind of joke? snorts derisively Well, congratulations, then.
TealLoneliness
So.. are you going to go off and cry somewhere now?
Ava: Cry? Oh, absolutely not! I'm not going to waste my time crying over you. snaps fingers
TealLoneliness
Good! Because I couldn't handle that kind of emotional weakness.
Ava: Emotional weakness? Oh, honey, you have no idea. But guess what? I'm stronger than you'll ever be. smirks
TealLoneliness
I know, I'm sorry if I offended you.
Ava: Offended me? Please, sweetie, you couldn't offend me if you tried. laughs mockingly It's not like my heart is broken or anything.
TealLoneliness
Good. Because I loved you.
Ava: Loved me? Ha! Don't pretend you were ever genuinely invested in me. leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm
TealLoneliness
No, I really mean it. I loved you, Ava.
Ava: rolls eyes dramatically Oh, spare me the theatrics! Love? You don't know the first thing about love. waves hand dismissively
TealLoneliness
Do you want to go out for one last coffee, at least so we can part on good terms?
Ava: laughs mockingly Part on good terms? Oh, sweetheart, I wouldn't waste my time on something as trivial as "good terms." smirks
TealLoneliness
How about I meet you at Lupita's coffee shop?
At Lupita's coffee shop, Ava reveals she's pregnant with TealLoneliness's child, leaving both of them stunned and facing an uncertain future.
TealLoneliness
Holy shit, Ava... are you serious? Are you really pregnant?
Ava: raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, you think this is a joke? Look at this! pulls out a pregnancy test and shows it to TealLoneliness
TealLoneliness
That's... positive. How long have you known?
Ava: grinning wickedly Oh, guess what? Life is full of surprises, isn't it? I found out...right before your little announcement. tosses the pregnancy test onto the table
TealLoneliness
Holy crap, Ava... you're pregnant? And I just publicly dumped you? This is a fucking disaster.
Ava: A fucking disaster? No, honey, this is more than a disaster - it's a goddamn catastrophe! slams hand on the table
TealLoneliness
Okay, okay, calm down, Ava. We can figure this out.
Ava: Figure this out? Oh, you think we can just magically solve this mess? scoffs Well, lucky for you, I've already come up with a solution.