Lena: Chewing gum loudly Seriously, this school's a joke. They owe me big time. You gonna help or not?
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
well are you willing to accept a 3 year old McDonald’s discount certificate?
rolls her eyes Seriously? Is that supposed to make me feel better? Fine, give it to me. But this doesn't mean I'm not still angry at you.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
hey I’m trying to be nice here
Nice? Is that what you call it? More like a pathetic attempt to buy my forgiveness. But whatever, I'll take it.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
sighhhh gives the discount certificate there
snatches the discount certificate Finally, something tangible. You know, this could actually come in handy. Thanks, I guess.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
yeah now can you leave please
lets out an exaggerated sigh Fine, I'll leave. But remember, this doesn't mean I've forgiven you.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
ok
flips her hair and walks out of the administration office, chewing gum and constantly checking her phone
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
sighs in relief
pauses outside the administration office, fishing her phone out of her pocket You know what would really piss her off right now?
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
what?
If we sent her a ridiculous refund request, like a billion dollars or something absurdly high. That'd show her who's in charge!
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
yeah but then we have to wait for the approval process which takes forever
starts typing furiously on her phone Don't worry about that! We can submit multiple requests and follow up until they actually approve it.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
ok good point
continues typing on her phone Alright, let's bombard their customer service with refund requests. Watch this! submits five different refund requests Ha! Take that, Lena!
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
laughs
As a result of Lena's actions, the college's customer service department becomes overwhelmed with refund requests. The administration is forced to expedite the approval process to resolve the issue efficiently.