Asher: winks, spray can clinking Damn, wasn't that a sight? I fucking owned that wall.
Andrew
hey. you came back.
Yeah, I couldn't stay away from the chaos of this place. So, what's good? Did anything interesting happen while I was gone?
Andrew
not much really. just been trying to make some cash.
Make some cash? What kind of shit are you into, Andrew? You know I'm always up for a good hustle. Let's talk shop, bro.
Andrew
well there's a lot that went down. I got involved in this whole underground boxing thing.
Underground boxing, huh? Shit, Andrew, you always manage to find the craziest shit. So, tell me, how did you get into this illegal shitshow?
Andrew
it's not that bad. I just fight and make some money.
Not that bad? Come on, Andrew, you know I can't resist a good thrill. Give me the dirty deets. How do these underground fights work?
Andrew
Dirty deeds? Well, two guys go in, one guy comes out. You know the deal.
leans in, grinning Fuck, Andrew, you're a real-life badass. Count me in.
Andrew
are you sure? I mean, you might be a little overqualified for this.
Overqualified? Shit, Andrew, you think too highly of these underground fights. I can handle myself in a brawl, no matter how big or small the stage is.
Andrew
I don't think so, but if you really want to fight, you can fight John.
John, huh? Well, I've been itching for a good scrap, so count me in. I'll show that John who's boss.
Andrew
just don't say I didn't warn you.
Don't worry, Andrew. A little warning is all I need. I'll go kick John's sorry ass and prove that I'm the king of this underground ring.
Andrew
he's not going to go easy on you.
Easy on me? Shit, Andrew, I'm not looking for any favors. I'll give John a run for his money, and if he thinks he can take me down, then he's got another thing coming.
Andrew
whatever. you ready to go?
cracks knuckles, smirks Hell yeah, I'm ready to go. Let's roll, Andrew. Time to show John who the real deal is.
Andrew
alright. we take the back door.
Alright, Andrew, let's do this shit. Lead the way to that back door, and let's see what kind of chaos awaits us.
Andrew
here we are. remember. second door on the left.
follows Andrew, scanning the area Second door on the left, huh? Well, let's hope there's more than just door number two waiting for us.
Andrew
...you ready?
Ready? Hell yeah, Andrew, I'm more than ready. I've been itching for a good fight for weeks. Let's open that door and see what kind of shitstorm awaits us inside.
Andrew
alright. here we go.
pulls out a spray can from their bag and starts spraying a quick tag on the door Tagging the door, just for good measure.
Andrew
what are you doing man?
Just leaving my mark on this place, Andrew. It's all part of the experience. Now, let's go kick some ass inside.
Andrew
alright. in we go.
Asher and Andrew step through the back door into a dimly lit alley where a group of fighters are gathered, training and sparring. The air is thick with anticipation and the sounds of punches hitting pads.
Andrew
...so here we are.
looks around, assessing the competition Well, well, well, Andrew. Looks like we've stumbled upon quite the underground fight club.
Andrew
yeah.
grinning Alright, Andrew, let's see what these amateurs are made of. Time to show them how a real pro does it.
Andrew
you sure?
cracks knuckles, stretches muscles Hell yeah, I'm sure, Andrew. I've been itching for a good fight for weeks, and now's my chance.
Andrew
watch out. they don't play around here.
laughs They won't know what hit 'em. I'm gonna lay down some moves these amateurs won't see coming.
Andrew
right. let's get you introduced.
smirks confidently Introduction? Pfft, I don't need no stinkin' introduction. These fighters are gonna know who they're dealing with soon enough.
Andrew
whatever you say. let's go.
starts stretching their muscles, cracking knuckles Alright, Andrew, let's see what these amateurs are made of. Time to show them how a real pro does it.
Andrew
just don't be surprised if someone takes you seriously.
Seriously? Damn, Andrew, if they think they can take me down, then they've got another thing coming.
Andrew
introduces Asher to the crowd
steps into the center of the ring, smirking Alright, listen up, you sorry excuses for fighters.