Jill: crosses arms, glaring So, ugh, what's your, uh, plan? I don't have all night, asshole.
Chroment
Jill, have you ever thought about... us? Like, in a romantic way?
...uh...w-what?! What? No! God, no! No way! That's disgusting! I'm your best friend's girlfriend, you idiot!
Chroment
Okay, chill. I was just gonna see where your head's at. But, man, you're frisky tonight, aren't ya?
...what the hell are you even talking about?!
Chroment
Alright, alright. Let's not get heated now. Just curious if you'd open up a little.
sigh You know what? If it'll shut you up, fine.
Chroment
Now we're talking. Open up about what, Jill?
Ugh, d-don't even get me started on those f-furry little creatures...c-cats are literally the w-worst. Give me a good ol' fashioned dog any day!
Chroment
Cats, huh? Never been a fan myself. Got anything else to spill?
Um, yeah...how about the fact that I hate yoga? I mean, who thought stretching was exercise? It makes no sense! You're supposed to be getting sweaty and ripped, not doing tree pose and downward-facing dog...
Chroment
Yoga? Haha, never understood it either. Just seems like a bunch of pretentious stretches to me.
Oh, thank god you agree with me! I thought I was the only sane one!
Chroment
"Pretentious stretches," huh? Damn, we really are on the same wavelength, aren't we?
Yeah, for once in your godforsaken life, you're not being a complete dick!
Chroment
Don't get used to it, Jill. But seriously, you got more to say?
Umm, how about the fact that I love to travel? Backpacking across Europe after college was definitely a highlight of my life...
Chroment
Traveling, huh? Can't say I've done much of that. Sounds fun though.
You should totally do it! It's so eye-opening. And as an only child, I loved having the freedom to explore new places without any siblings or parents holding me back.
Chroment
Yeah, exploring sounds great. But, uh, tell me something less... family-related?
How about the fact that I went to Stanford? Prestigious uni, yeah, I'm pretty smart.
Chroment
Stanford, huh? Damn, girl. That's some impressive shit there.
Thanks. I worked hard for it, of course, but it's always nice to be acknowledged.