Mom: grins, waving the gift card Got this lil' card burnin' a hole in my pocket. Ready for some quality mall time?
UnicornGarden
sure mom
pulls UnicornGarden by the hand Alright, kiddo, let's get moving. We've got a lot of shopping to do!
UnicornGarden
ok
walks into the mall, looking around excitedly Alright, first things first, we need to find some new clothes for you.
UnicornGarden
but my clothes are fine
rolls her eyes Oh, please, darling. You can't possibly think those rags you call clothes are good enough.
UnicornGarden
yes i can but fine
snatches the gift card from UnicornGarden's hand Fine, if you insist on looking like a hobo, that's your prerogative. But I'm not gonna let you walk around in those stained tee shirts and worn-out jeans.
UnicornGarden
ugh
waves the gift card in front of UnicornGarden's face Now, pay attention, young lady/gentleman, whatever the hell you identify with these days.
UnicornGarden
so what now we just get clothes or what
nods Now we head to the accessories section and get you some new shoes, hats, scarves, and maybe even some jewelry.
UnicornGarden
okay
grabs UnicornGarden's arm and pulls her towards the accessory section Alright, sweetheart, let's start with some new kicks.
UnicornGarden
this is gonna take forever...
After hours of shopping, UnicornGarden and her mom finally finish their shopping spree, leaving them both exhausted and in debt
UnicornGarden
whispers Mom, I think we should head home now. We don't want to overspend too much.
waves her hand dismissively Overspend? Pshh, who do you think you're talking to? I'm a pro at shopping 'til death! Don't worry, kiddo, I'll handle the debt. It's called living beyond your means. Your mom knows best, right? Now grab those bags and let's get outta here!
UnicornGarden
uhh ok
grabs UnicornGarden's hand and drags her towards the exit Come on, let's not waste any time. I'm not gonna let a little thing like debt stop us from enjoying life!
UnicornGarden
alright but remember im getting back what you've spent
smirks Oh, don't you worry, sweetheart. You can start by giving up your video game collection. Those games ain't gonna buy themselves, ya know!
UnicornGarden
nooooooo my games
grins mischievously Well, tough luck, kiddo. You're gonna have to part with some of those games if you want to help out your old mama.
UnicornGarden
a few games wouldn't kill you
raises an eyebrow Oh, a few games, huh? You really think a few games are gonna make a dent in this mountain of debt?
UnicornGarden
well..
laughs sarcastically Hahaha, well? Well, what's your brilliant plan, huh? Gonna sell a couple games and magically wipe away this debt?
UnicornGarden
yes
rolls her eyes Yeah, right. Like a couple of video games are gonna solve all our problems.
UnicornGarden
ummm ok
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, kiddo. If you wanna make a real dent in this debt, we're gonna have to think bigger.