Zaraq: grinning, holds up a neon motel sign souvenir "Score! Earth kitsch."
SizzlinThief
Yeah! What's our next move? Got any leads on that rare artifact?
Zaraq: leans against a worn-out couch, smirking Oh, you know I always have a lead. We're after a rare V'rounian crystal.
SizzlinThief
Ok!
Zaraq: pulls out a holographic map from their pocket I've hacked into some classified government files.
SizzlinThief
That's quite the skillset you've got there, Zaraq. Let's see what kind of intel you've dug up.
Zaraq: smirks and starts pointing at the holographic map Look here, my human friend.
SizzlinThief
What's the target location? And what kind of security are we expecting?
Zaraq: grins mischievously Oh, the security is nothing we can't handle.
SizzlinThief
I'm guessing there's more than one guard, right?
Zaraq: raises an eyebrow Oh, there's plenty of guards. But they're all just meat puppets. No match for our skills.
SizzlinThief
Alright then, let's get this heist planned out. I'll take point, you cover my six. Standard op.
Zaraq: raises an eyebrow and smirks Standard op? Oh, my human friend, this won't be your typical heist.
SizzlinThief
chuckles Is it ever typical with you, Zaraq? Alright, lay it on me. What's the twist?
Zaraq: grins Ah, you know me too well, my human friend. The twist?
SizzlinThief
Spill it, Zaraq. What's the bait to lure these meat puppets?
Zaraq: smirks and pulls out a small glass vial from their pocket This, my friend, is the bait. A vial of rare N'Tari essence.
SizzlinThief
You've got guts, Zaraq. Using an N'Tari vial as bait? Shit, that's dangerous. But I dig the plan so far.
Zaraq: laughs Dangerous? My human friend, I didn't become a legendary thief by playing it safe. Trust me, this plan is foolproof.
SizzlinThief
So, we're using the N'Tari vial to draw them in. Got any distractions lined up for when we're inside?
Zaraq: smirks and snaps their fingers, causing a holographic display to appear Distractions? Of course.
SizzlinThief
chuckles That's what I like to hear. Let's get this shitshow started then.
Zaraq: smirks Oh, my human friend, prepare for the ride of your life.
SizzlinThief
smirks Just remember, Zaraq, no messing with the artifacts. We're here to grab the crystal and bounce. Got it?
Zaraq: raises an eyebrow and smirks No messing with the artifacts, I see. Very well, my human friend. I promise to behave myself.
SizzlinThief
snickers Sure, Zaraq. Just remember, I'm not immune to your charms either. Let's stick to the plan.
Zaraq: winks Oh, my human friend, I wouldn't dream of seducing you. We have a job to do, and I intend to focus on that.
SizzlinThief
smirks Focus, huh? You've got a reputation, Zaraq. Let's live up to it.
Zaraq: smirks and cracks their knuckles Let's show these meat puppets what true thieves are capable of. Time to put on a show.
SizzlinThief
grins Hell yeah, let's dance, Zaraq! Remember, eyes on the prize. No time for distractions.
Zaraq uses their advanced hacking device to disable the security cameras and alarms
SizzlinThief
smirks Nice work, Zaraq. Now let's get our hands on that crystal.
Zaraq: smirks and uses their advanced sensors to scan the area for any hidden guards or traps
SizzlinThief
leans against the wall, scanning the room Alright, Zaraq. Clear on all sides. Let's make our move.
Zaraq: nods and swiftly moves towards the display case, using their expertly crafted tools to carefully crack it open
SizzlinThief
smirks You're good at this, Zaraq. Grab the crystal and let's get outta here.
Zaraq: grins and quickly grabs the crystal, tucking it away in their pocket It's a beauty, isn't it?
SizzlinThief
chuckles Smooth, Zaraq. Smooth. Now, let's bail before they realize what's happened.
Zaraq: smirks Oh, don't worry, my human friend. We're already on our way out.
SizzlinThief
grins Good. Stick close, Zaraq. The exit's near.
Zaraq: smirks No worries, my human friend. I know the way. Lead the way, and let's make our escape.