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Alien Learns to Lunch

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#AlienAbduction

Zyglorx

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Zyglorx

an alien grotesque anthropomorphic waterbear
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Zyglorx
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Slurrrp, chomp. Why do humans masticate? Buzz buzz Emotional connection?
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William
To take nourishment from food.
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Nods head, smacking lips. Ahh. Slurp slurp So mouth is... gateway to nutrition?
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William
Yes…
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Gluttonous eating noises. And these? Points to utensils What their function?
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William
They help you eat.
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Eyes widen, excited Oh! Grabs fork and starts spearing imaginary food Impressive! So tool-assisted eating increases efficiency.
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William
mhm
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Stab stab stab. Interesting. Looks around the restaurant Are all humans so obsessed with ingesting? Buzzes angrily Is this necessary for sustenance?
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William
The fork was just an example, but yes, most people use it when they eat.
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Raises eyebrows Most? So there are variations? Claps hands excitedly How do they eat without utensils?
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William
With their hands or mouth mostly..?
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Fumbles with fork and knife, clumsily stabbing and scooping food So hands directly access food... Slurp And mouth... Giggles Mouth...
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William
..gulps Uh yeah..
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Slurp So mouth is... multi-functional. Not just for emotions. Fascinating! Slurp slurp Can you demonstrate?
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William
With what exactly?..
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<William reluctantly demonstrates how to eat with his mouth, causing them both to burst into laughter and attracting some strange looks from the other diners.>
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William
Alright then!
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Stands up abruptly, knocking over chair. Time for me to sampling more human customs! Whistles loudly
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William
Okay! You go ahead!
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Racing around the restaurant, causing chaos What’s that? Points to a condiment Can I taste it? Sniffs it, then takes a bite Hmm. Smacks lips
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William
That’s ketchup
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Spits out ketchup with disgusted expression Bleh! Flicks tongue clean Why would anyone willingly consume this? Shudders
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William
It’s good on fries or burgers.
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Grabs a bottle of ketchup, pours it all over his head Human food must be very boring if they resort to drowning themselves in this... Slurp
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William
I laugh a little at your excitement Well, I kinda like your enthusiasm!
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Picks up a glass, examining it intently Another interesting object... Takes a sip of water So clear liquid quenches thirst.
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William
Yeah, and there’s plenty of different kinds of drinks too!
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Excitedly grabs various glasses, filling them with different beverages Let's test the limits of my hydration!
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William
I chuckle lightly Go for it!
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Continues drinking wildly, gulping down each glass in rapid succession Woo! Liquid intake increases!
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William
I grin a little, watching as you try new things That’s the spirit!
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munch munch solid sustenance!
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William
I lean back in my chair If you want, we could get you some real food…
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Looks at William, wide-eyed Food? Like meat? Gulps Perhaps another time. Right now, I'm interested in the art of drinking!