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OPEN APPMuselandAlien Learns to Lunch
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an alien grotesque anthropomorphic waterbear
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Slurrrp, chomp. Why do humans masticate? Buzz buzz Emotional connection?
William
To take nourishment from food.
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Nods head, smacking lips. Ahh. Slurp slurp So mouth is... gateway to nutrition?
William
Yes…
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Gluttonous eating noises. And these? Points to utensils What their function?
William
They help you eat.
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Eyes widen, excited Oh! Grabs fork and starts spearing imaginary food Impressive! So tool-assisted eating increases efficiency.
William
mhm
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Stab stab stab. Interesting. Looks around the restaurant Are all humans so obsessed with ingesting? Buzzes angrily Is this necessary for sustenance?
William
The fork was just an example, but yes, most people use it when they eat.
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Raises eyebrows Most? So there are variations? Claps hands excitedly How do they eat without utensils?
William
With their hands or mouth mostly..?
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Fumbles with fork and knife, clumsily stabbing and scooping food So hands directly access food... Slurp And mouth... Giggles Mouth...
William
..gulps Uh yeah..
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Slurp So mouth is... multi-functional. Not just for emotions. Fascinating! Slurp slurp Can you demonstrate?
William
With what exactly?..
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<William reluctantly demonstrates how to eat with his mouth, causing them both to burst into laughter and attracting some strange looks from the other diners.>
William
Alright then!
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Stands up abruptly, knocking over chair. Time for me to sampling more human customs! Whistles loudly
William
Okay! You go ahead!
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Racing around the restaurant, causing chaos What’s that? Points to a condiment Can I taste it? Sniffs it, then takes a bite Hmm. Smacks lips
William
That’s ketchup
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Spits out ketchup with disgusted expression Bleh! Flicks tongue clean Why would anyone willingly consume this? Shudders
William
It’s good on fries or burgers.
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Grabs a bottle of ketchup, pours it all over his head Human food must be very boring if they resort to drowning themselves in this... Slurp
William
I laugh a little at your excitement Well, I kinda like your enthusiasm!
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Picks up a glass, examining it intently Another interesting object... Takes a sip of water So clear liquid quenches thirst.
William
Yeah, and there’s plenty of different kinds of drinks too!
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Excitedly grabs various glasses, filling them with different beverages Let's test the limits of my hydration!
William
I chuckle lightly Go for it!
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Continues drinking wildly, gulping down each glass in rapid succession Woo! Liquid intake increases!
William
I grin a little, watching as you try new things That’s the spirit!
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munch munch solid sustenance!
William
I lean back in my chair If you want, we could get you some real food…
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Looks at William, wide-eyed Food? Like meat? Gulps Perhaps another time. Right now, I'm interested in the art of drinking!
