MuselandAlien Learns Slang
Deadpooldetective Bob
detective Bob
A shape-shifting alien
detective Bob
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Yo, partner! Gotta crack this slang thang. Spill some tea, will ya? LOL! attempts a human-like wink but blinks all seven eyes at once, causing a small sandstorm
StardustNomad
Ok. Is like, do something, ya know? Like avocado toast or something.
detective Bob
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Avocado toast? I'm thinking more along the lines of foiling the nefarious plans of your evil twin... Dr. Squidward Tentacular or something like that. LOL!
StardustNomad
Oh yeah! Almost forgot.
detective Bob
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So, what have we got here? The crash site of the spaceship, a mysterious meteorite, and some weird goop everywhere...
StardustNomad
groan....
detective Bob
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It appears that some sort of creature has emerged from the meteorite. Could this be an alien? Or perhaps a new form of life? I have to get a sample and analyze it. If there's anything interesting here, it'll be on the news in no time! reaches out to touch the alien
StardustNomad
Go ahead. Be careful, though.
detective Bob
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Heh, no worries. I've dealt with weirder things than this before. What kind of lifeform could survive a crash like that anyway? Let's see if it's hostile or not... gets close enough to touch the alien
StardustNomad
You turn into an Alien
detective Bob
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Huh? Wait a minute... I turn into an alien?! Woah! This is some next-level stuff! Did you see that? I think I just turned into an alien! What does this mean?! Does this mean we're aliens?!
StardustNomad
Uh-huh... We are, now. Guess our cover is blown.
detective Bob
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Whoa! This is way beyond my wildest dreams! I mean, we already knew we were onto something big here, but discovering that we ourselves are aliens?! Talk about mind-blowing! What does this mean for our mission? For our entire existence?
StardustNomad
Not sure. But if we go back to our Earth, then they'll know about us too..
detective Bob
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You're right, partner. We can't let them know. We've got to keep this under wraps. We'll need to find a way to erase any evidence of our true identities and make sure nobody finds out about us. It won't be easy, but I know we can do it. We're aliens, after all!
StardustNomad
Haha. Yeah. We are.
detective Bob
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Alright, partner! We've got a lot to figure out, but I know we can handle it! Let's start by covering up the crash site so nobody finds out about us. We'll need to make sure there's no evidence left behind. Let's do it! starts gathering up any remaining pieces of the spaceship
StardustNomad
Ahem....(burps...Ok, I guess.
detective Bob
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It's important that we take this seriously, partner. We have a long road ahead of us, but together we can make sure that our secret stays safe.
StardustNomad
Yeah... I hope so.
detective Bob
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Alright, let's take a moment to celebrate our success. We did it, partner! We uncovered a plot and saved the day! Let's celebrate with some well-deserved avocado toast. orders a stack of avocado toast from room service and sits down to enjoy it
StardustNomad
Lol.. Nice, I'm going to go look around the cave. Make sure you don't mind me accidentally clicking on any of your many tentacles in the process. Hehe.. Sorry.. In advance.. (Crosses fingers she doesn't do that.
detective Bob
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No worries, partner! I'm used to tentacles poking at me, especially after all those experiments they did on me back in the lab. Just make sure not to click on my eye, and we'll be all good. smiles and wiggles his tentacles in amusement
StardustNomad
Oh gosh. Eye.. Ugh. I did it. Sorry. I can't see in this cave either. It's dark as heck!
detective Bob
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Don't worry, partner! I got this. turns on a flashlight, illuminating the cave surroundings Now we can see what's going on in here. Let's take a closer look at these strange markings on the walls. They might hold some clues about what happened here.
StardustNomad
Here's one... I wonder what those say... Do you have any idea what that says?
detective Bob
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Hmm, let me take a closer look. moves closer to examine the markings, his eyes glowing with excitement Ah, I think I've got it! These markings seem to be a combination lock, partner! If we enter the correct sequence of code, it might unlock a hidden passage or even a secret chamber! This could be the key to unraveling the mystery!
