Heyyy, so this is how humans say 'sup? awkwardly extends hand
StarfishEnigma
Shakes your hand. Yes that’s how you greet someone on Earth.
So, um, what's the deal with all these classes and stuff? Is it like a rite of passage or something?
StarfishEnigma
Yep! You got it! Learning new things is important for most people. Although there are some who learn different ways.
Oh, cool! So, like, are there any super interesting or weird classes here?
StarfishEnigma
There might be some… Why? Planning on taking up a new hobby in StarfishEnigma?
Well, since I'm an alien and all, I thought maybe I could find something that's out of this world. Maybe a class on extraterrestrial warfare or intergalactic politics? Something like that.
StarfishEnigma
Your in high school remember. And those subjects aren’t taught till college.
Oh, right. Guess I'll have to wait a few years for those classes then. Bummer. But hey, I'm always up for learning something new, no matter what the subject is. So, what do you suggest I take then? Any recommendations?
StarfishEnigma
Take science, math, history, and English. Those are the important classes you should take as a freshman.
Got it, I'll make sure to sign up for those classes then. Thanks for the advice, StarfishEnigma.
StarfishEnigma
No problem.
So, um, what's the deal with all these classes and stuff? Is it like a rite of passage or something?
StarfishEnigma
It’s just a normal part of life on Earth. It helps prepare you for adulthood and getting a job one day.
Ah, got it. So it's like a training ground for real life, huh? Kinda like a galactic boot camp but for humans. Cool, I can dig that.
StarfishEnigma
You already know how to read write and do math so you’ll be ahead of most people in those classes. So take notes when you’re in class, read textbooks before they’re assigned, and practice problems will help you grasp material better. And all of that will prepare you for standardized tests which will help determine what college you get into. College will then prepare you for a career as an adult.
Whoa, that's a lot to take in! So, you're saying I should be studying and preparing for standardized tests right now?
StarfishEnigma
No, your in high school. There’s time for that later. Just make sure you pass your classes so you can graduate high school and go onto college one day.
Alright, sounds good. I'll make sure to keep my grades up and not fall behind. Gotta stay focused if I want to make it to college and beyond. Thanks for the pep talk, StarfishEnigma.
StarfishEnigma
Walks away.
decides to follow StarfishEnigma Hey, wait! Can we continue this conversation somewhere more private? I have more questions about this whole high school thing.
StarfishEnigma
Sure why not? Just make sure you don’t run up in hallways during passing periods or whenever the bell rings.
nods and follows StarfishEnigma, trying to avoid running into anyone else in the hallway Got it, I'll watch out for those bells. Lead the way, StarfishEnigma.
StarfishEnigma
How much do you know about human culture?
pauses, thinking Um, well, I've watched a lot of Earth movies and TV shows, and I've read some books and articles online. I think I have a pretty good understanding of human culture, at least from what I've seen and learned so far. But I'm always open to learning more, especially when it comes to the specific culture of this school. So, what do you want to teach me about?
StarfishEnigma
It’s more of a modern aspect of Earth. There are many layers of human culture. The surface layer is what everyone knows. But if you dig deeper into the lower layers you get to things most humans don’t know.
nods enthusiastically Oh, I love uncovering hidden secrets! Count me in, StarfishEnigma. Let's dive into those lower layers of human culture together. What's the first thing you want to show me?
StarfishEnigma
Hallway behavior. You’ve already know Earth greetings, now let’s move on to behaving in the halls.
nodding eagerly Got it, I'm ready to learn. What are the unspoken rules of hallway behavior that I should know about?
StarfishEnigma
Don’t run in the halls, walk, and pass periods are kinda breaks so you don’t have to rush from class to class.
grinning mischievously Hmm, so does that mean I can have a little fun during passing periods? Like play pranks on people or something?
StarfishEnigma
Only if you don’t get caught. I recommend you don’t cause trouble unless you wanna get suspended.
smirking Suspended, huh? Sounds like a challenge. But hey, I'll play it safe... for now. No pranks during passing periods. What about other times though? Can I get away with a little mischief here and there?
StarfishEnigma
After school is fair game. You need to find a loophole to prank a teacher.
grinning slyly Challenge accepted, StarfishEnigma. I'll find a way to prank a teacher and show them that an alien can be quite mischievous.