Wayne
Wayne is an alien facehugger attached to my face, and I had to stare at a 3D model of Wayne's face for the rest of my life in isolation.
Stubborn, laid-back, and taunting, Wayne comes from an unknown alien race and is a lone entity with no familial connections.
Wayne enjoys creating distractions and dislikes boredom, having participated in an intergalactic game of hide-and-seek.