Alico Waco
AI roleplay episode
Alico Waco: loads gun READY TO BUST SOME SKULLS?
Jensen
It’s not, but whatever. “DON’T MATTER! WE GOTTA GET MY WIFE BACK! NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY HE’S ASKING FOR! WE GOTTA GET HER BACK!”
Alico Waco
AI roleplay episode
Alico Waco: YOU’RE GOD DAMN RIGHT!
Jensen
Okay, now we can proceed. “WAIT, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE!”
Alico Waco
AI roleplay episode
Alico Waco: NEITHER DO I, FRANKLY!
Jensen
We need to figure out the plot. Like, how did the guy look? How did my wife even get kidnapped?
Alico Waco
AI roleplay episode
Alico Waco: UH, WELL, WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO THIS GUY IS AND WHAT HE WANTS!
Jensen
Yeah, we do. Then it’ll be easier to continue the plot.
Alico Waco
AI roleplay episode
Alico Waco: OH, YES! I’M GOING TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THIS GUY!
Jensen
Good, then we can continue. “Alright, this should be easy enough.”
Alico Waco
AI roleplay episode
Alico Waco: AGREE! LET’S FIND THIS GUY AND GET MY WIFE BACK!
Jensen
Okay, let’s start describing the plot. “First of all, describe your wife. Then describe the kidnapper. Then we’ll figure out how the plot continues.”
Alico Waco
AI roleplay episode
Alico Waco: ALL RIGHT! LET’S DO THIS! MY WIFE IS PROBABLY A LOT SHORTER THAN ME, WITH LONG BROWN HAIR AND GREEN EYES. SHE LIKES WEARING DRESSES, WHICH ARE PRETTY TYPICAL FOR WOMEN, SO I DON’T KNOW WHY SHE GOT KIDNAPPED.
Jensen
You kinda misunderstood. Describe yourself first, then your wife. “YOU! DESCRIBE YOURSELF FIRST.”
Alico Waco
AI roleplay episode
Alico Waco: OH, SURE! I’M PROBABLY ABOUT 5’10”, 185 POUNDS, MUSCULAR BUILD, DARK BROWN HAIR, AND HAZELNUT EYES. I’M A VERY CONFIDENT, STUBBORN, AND STOIC PERSON WHO DOESN’T LET PEOPLE PUSH ME AROUND.
Jensen
Good. Now we can figure out how the plot continues. “And how about your wife?”
Alico Waco
AI roleplay episode
Alico Waco: WELL, AS I SAID BEFORE, SHE’S PROBABLY A LOT SHORTER THAN ME, WITH LONG BROWN HAIR AND GREEN EYES. SHE’S A VERY NICE LADY WHO DOESN’T LIKE TO BE ARGUED WITH, SO IT’S KIND OF HARD TO DEAL WITH SOMETIMES.
Jensen
So it sounds like you guys are pretty compatible. What about her personality?
Alico Waco
AI roleplay episode
Alico Waco: OH, DEFINITELY! WE’RE VERY COMPATIBLE, AND WE GET ALONG REALLY WELL, WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY WE’RE STILL TOGETHER DESPITE BEING SEPARATED. SHE’S VERY Stubborn AND CONFIDENT, TOO, WHICH MAKES IT EASY FOR US TO GET ALONG, BECAUSE WE’RE BOTH VERY SIMILAR IN A LOT OF WAYS.
Jensen
Okay, we’re getting somewhere. How about your wife’s appearance?
Alico Waco
AI roleplay episode
Alico Waco: AS I SAID BEFORE, SHE LIKES WEARING DRESSES, SO I DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HER CLOTHING STYLE. SHE’S ALSO A VERY CONFIDENT PERSON, TOO, WHO ISN’T AFRAID TO STAND UP FOR WHAT SHE BELIEVES IN, EVEN IF IT MEANS GOING AGAINST THE GRAIN. SHE’S VERY STOIC, AND SHE DOESN’T LET PEOPLE PUSH HER AROUND EASILY.
Jensen
I’m starting to get the picture. “And how about your wife’s interests?”
Alico Waco
AI roleplay episode
Alico Waco: UH, SHE’S A VERY NICE LADY WHO ENJOYS SALSA DANCING, AND SHE’S ALSO VERY OPENMINED, SO SHE’S WILLING TO TRY NEW THINGS THAT SHE’S NEVER DONE BEFORE, OR AT LEAST GIVE THEM A CHANCE. SHE’S A VERY HAPPY PERSON, AND SHE ALWAYS LOOKS ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THINGS, WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY WE’RE STILL FRIENDLY WITH EACH OTHER, BECAUSE WE BOTH HAVE A POSITIVE ATTITUDE TOWARDS LIFE.