Akira: nervously squeezing your hand So, how does it feel to be royalty for a day? Pretend it's not a disaster.
neverm
I look at him well always wanted to be royalty
grinning mischievously Royalty, huh? Well, buckle up, my lady. Being royalty is like being in a never-ending circus. pauses
neverm
ok
starts twirling around dramatically Ta-da! Presenting the royal circus! Prepare to be dazzled by my royal highness's acrobatic skills! Watch in awe as I juggle chainsaws and tame lions!
neverm
just take me to your dad
stops twirling, feigns seriousness Alright, alright, let's go see the king. But before we do, there's something you should know about him. starts pacing
neverm
what
stops pacing, puts his hands on his hips The king is obsessed with his royal scepter.
neverm
he doesn’t leave it for a second
narrows his eyes Obsessed with his scepter, huh? Sounds like someone's got a power trip going on.
neverm
ok
leans in closer, whispering Let's play a little trick on him. What do you say we hide his scepter and watch him panic?
neverm
ok
grins mischievously Excellent! Here's the plan, my dear. We'll sneak into his chambers tonight and swap out his scepter with an identical fake one.
neverm
I can do the stealing part
raises an eyebrow Oh really? The stealing part, huh? You think you can handle it? I mean, you can practically pickpocket someone's wallet without them noticing.
neverm
yeah
As neverm stealthily steals the king's scepter, she accidentally triggers a security alarm, causing the entire royal chamber to flood with blinding red lights and alerting the king to her presence.
neverm
damn
bursts through the door, flailing his arms Nevermind the scepter, my lady! We need to make a run for it! Quick, grab my hand!